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posted ago by sketchy_at_best ago by sketchy_at_best +3043 / -0

Hi,

I do not mean to cause a stir, but after Democrats explained that this new virus is now being dubbed the "TrumpVirus," it dawned on me that many of the users of this very community have been infected, including myself. Personally, I started noticing the following symptoms around September of 2016 and have noticed others here with similar manifestations:

  1. I told my wife she's not allowed to have any boyfriends
  2. I began referring to third world countries as shitholes
  3. I couldn't bring myself to vote for any crazy old hags, socialists, or cucks
  4. I developed an affinity for Mexican frogs
  5. I had a sense of humor, suddenly
  6. Backbone development
  7. I pulled my child out of his weekly drag queen hour classes

If you have experienced any of these symptoms, please Make America Great Again. If you have noticed other, associated symptoms, please list below as a public service.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 44 points ago +44 / -0

Also comes with sudden realization that the media is incredibly liberal-biased and lies to us 24/7

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PurestEvil 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, you don't understand! They are the embodiment of common sense and reason! They themselves said so! Everyone else just says they are biased!

Btw, can you recognize the following propagandists based on the following descriptions:

  • Mr. Crazy Eyes
  • The Dark Soy
  • The Eunuch
  • The NPC Anchor
  • Shorthaired Fanatic
  • The Soy Incarnate
  • The Grease Sultan
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memechallenger33 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mr crazy eyes has to be Adam Schiff

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah damn, you are right. But I thought about Chris Cuomo. I guess crazy eyes applies to too many of them.

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost all correct!

"The Soy Incarnate" wasn't Bill Maher - however admittedly difficult given the options and because it was not typical MSM - that one was actually Carlos Maza.