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posted ago by sketchy_at_best ago by sketchy_at_best +3043 / -0

Hi,

I do not mean to cause a stir, but after Democrats explained that this new virus is now being dubbed the "TrumpVirus," it dawned on me that many of the users of this very community have been infected, including myself. Personally, I started noticing the following symptoms around September of 2016 and have noticed others here with similar manifestations:

  1. I told my wife she's not allowed to have any boyfriends
  2. I began referring to third world countries as shitholes
  3. I couldn't bring myself to vote for any crazy old hags, socialists, or cucks
  4. I developed an affinity for Mexican frogs
  5. I had a sense of humor, suddenly
  6. Backbone development
  7. I pulled my child out of his weekly drag queen hour classes

If you have experienced any of these symptoms, please Make America Great Again. If you have noticed other, associated symptoms, please list below as a public service.

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terrapin1234 31 points ago +32 / -1

Other symptoms can include:

  1. Sudden uncontrollable love for America
  2. Severe resistance to Socialist ideologies (may include vomiting)
  3. Appreciation of beautiful European women
  4. Increase in confidence and leadership tendencies
  5. Negative reactions to soy and soybased products
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sketchy_at_best [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Able to keep chicken tendies evenly balanced on a plate.

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pray_for_kekistan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damnit I have this thing too. Tendie platters are solid as rocks.

Related, my freedom boner has now lasted more than 4 years is that a symptom?

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. And much appreciated!