Hi,
I do not mean to cause a stir, but after Democrats explained that this new virus is now being dubbed the "TrumpVirus," it dawned on me that many of the users of this very community have been infected, including myself. Personally, I started noticing the following symptoms around September of 2016 and have noticed others here with similar manifestations:
- I told my wife she's not allowed to have any boyfriends
- I began referring to third world countries as shitholes
- I couldn't bring myself to vote for any crazy old hags, socialists, or cucks
- I developed an affinity for Mexican frogs
- I had a sense of humor, suddenly
- Backbone development
- I pulled my child out of his weekly drag queen hour classes
If you have experienced any of these symptoms, please Make America Great Again. If you have noticed other, associated symptoms, please list below as a public service.
White-out - that's what we'll all need. Be sure to get to the stores and buy all you can before it's gone. Hurry - your life may depend on it. Depends! Depends, too. Buy all the Depends you can. If someone else wants some, beat the hell out of them. The only way we'll survive this virus is if we all buy as much of some random product as we can, to the point where there are lines and riots. Celery! Get your fucking celery!!!!