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posted ago by sketchy_at_best ago by sketchy_at_best +3043 / -0

Hi,

I do not mean to cause a stir, but after Democrats explained that this new virus is now being dubbed the "TrumpVirus," it dawned on me that many of the users of this very community have been infected, including myself. Personally, I started noticing the following symptoms around September of 2016 and have noticed others here with similar manifestations:

  1. I told my wife she's not allowed to have any boyfriends
  2. I began referring to third world countries as shitholes
  3. I couldn't bring myself to vote for any crazy old hags, socialists, or cucks
  4. I developed an affinity for Mexican frogs
  5. I had a sense of humor, suddenly
  6. Backbone development
  7. I pulled my child out of his weekly drag queen hour classes

If you have experienced any of these symptoms, please Make America Great Again. If you have noticed other, associated symptoms, please list below as a public service.

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stepping_razor123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice. He had some huge balls and never tried to please anybody else.

Years ago my wife played me a concert called "Captured" and it blew me away! The Bible verses in many roots reggae songs played a big part in me becoming a Christian. Not that Tosh was a Christian but he and other reggae artists had conviction in their beliefs and it had an impact on me.

When I was still searching I thought maybe I should become a Rastafari but I went back to my own roots and went to Methodist Church!

picture quality not good but here it is (you may already know it).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSFQQMFRvfk

spez: I shouldn't say he wasn't a Christian. When he was young he attended Church regularly. He may have been.

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sketchy_at_best [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I am not a spiritual man myself, but listening to reggae is about as close as I get. The lyrics make you feel really...plugged in?