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posted ago by sketchy_at_best ago by sketchy_at_best +3043 / -0

Hi,

I do not mean to cause a stir, but after Democrats explained that this new virus is now being dubbed the "TrumpVirus," it dawned on me that many of the users of this very community have been infected, including myself. Personally, I started noticing the following symptoms around September of 2016 and have noticed others here with similar manifestations:

  1. I told my wife she's not allowed to have any boyfriends
  2. I began referring to third world countries as shitholes
  3. I couldn't bring myself to vote for any crazy old hags, socialists, or cucks
  4. I developed an affinity for Mexican frogs
  5. I had a sense of humor, suddenly
  6. Backbone development
  7. I pulled my child out of his weekly drag queen hour classes

If you have experienced any of these symptoms, please Make America Great Again. If you have noticed other, associated symptoms, please list below as a public service.

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mvrak 6 points ago +6 / -0

I noticed that when I feel like something should be done, I just go do it.