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posted ago by sketchy_at_best ago by sketchy_at_best +3043 / -0

Hi,

I do not mean to cause a stir, but after Democrats explained that this new virus is now being dubbed the "TrumpVirus," it dawned on me that many of the users of this very community have been infected, including myself. Personally, I started noticing the following symptoms around September of 2016 and have noticed others here with similar manifestations:

  1. I told my wife she's not allowed to have any boyfriends
  2. I began referring to third world countries as shitholes
  3. I couldn't bring myself to vote for any crazy old hags, socialists, or cucks
  4. I developed an affinity for Mexican frogs
  5. I had a sense of humor, suddenly
  6. Backbone development
  7. I pulled my child out of his weekly drag queen hour classes

If you have experienced any of these symptoms, please Make America Great Again. If you have noticed other, associated symptoms, please list below as a public service.

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Razeontherock 3 points ago +3 / -0

By your screenname, are you Russian or Eastern European? You have no immunity; in fact you're more susceptible to loving DJT due to experience and good sense. We love our ladypedes!

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TrumpetkaTrumpolska 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why thank you😊I am Polish.And you are right;I grew up under soviet rule and we all dreamed of America .Donald Trump was the embodiment of the American dream,very popular behind the Iron Curtain the 80's He also seems to like Eastern European women which makes me love him even more,lol.

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

I grew up in the cold war with the air raids. We were told stories of what life was like for you but I never believed them (I still don't)

The main aircraft carrier in the Cuban missile crisis? My best friend's Dad was a Marine on that. The first soldier into battle on D-Day? My Mom's Uncle. He survived the war, too.

I am honored that you chose to move to my homeland! I am in an area where many many Poles resettled, Wisconsin. More migrated to Chicago.

It breaks my heart to see so many of our young people embrace communism. It's like they want to build a time machine, go back to rebuild the Berlin Wall, and move us all east of it. You could tell them a thing or two about that!

And who doesn't like Eastern European women? ;)