"The government isnt giving us test kits! OMG I have time off work, how do I survive? If I cant work at mcdonalds how do I pay my car payment. If theres an epidemic the government should come over here and wipe my ass!"

Lets fucking go already. Here, they can fix global warming. If all the liberals would just grow some balls and actually fuck with some patriots we could reduce carbon emissions by half in a week. Lets fucking go. Lets end global warming. Light the fucking fuse you commie fucks