I went to to the doctor the other day because I felt sick. Really sick. I was afraid. I sat in the meeting room, shaking and sweating because I was so sick. The docotor finally came and told me the bad news. He said I tested positive for Corona. He then told me to stop drinking shitty beer. I literally went over to the KFC across the street and slapped a paper bucket of tendies out of a ladies hand. I screamed. She screamed. Joe Biden then came out of nowhere and told us there was no malarkay here to be found. We're both fat. We're literally shaking now. I don't want to live in this cruel world anymore. Damn you Drumpf. Damn you back to hell.