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pray4peace4 65 points ago +68 / -3

I don't find this funny. She & folks like her are causing the shortages. Everyone needs to crap every day & her greed is causing normies to be angry, drive all over town to try & find tp, and tp has nothing to do with corona virus. This psnic buying is absolute BS.

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catatonic_frog 25 points ago +25 / -0

For real... up until today my community was fine. I went to Walmart today to get a couple frozen dinners and stuff and the place was stripped bare. Checkout lines stretching into the aisles. I called them all idiots as I left. I'm not about to wait an hour in line for some popsicles. Guess i'll try again around midnight or something

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magabirdlady 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, everyone is supposed to stay home and they are canceling everything and then everyone is in Costco like Black Friday. Insanity.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 25 points ago +25 / -0

I find it hilarious, but I also realize that these same idiots will eventually do something that really fucks us, like electing a socialist.

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wake_up33 18 points ago +18 / -0

I totally agree with you about people who are doing this on purpose. If you read the original article, they actually made a mistake when ordering and accidentally ordered BOXES of TP paper instead of rolls. Lol. This happened before the shortage, and he decided to post pics of their shipment. It happened several weeks ago in Australia!

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

I figured it was something like that. TP doesn't actually come in boxes, it comes in plastic wrap cases, so a box, or a throne of boxes, means commercial shipping.

People gotta calm.

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Nadlers_Belt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read the reports of S Korea running out of TP/tissues and hand sanitizer weeks ago so I stocked up. It has proven to be a prudent decision.

Now the media has censored those initial reports.

Thank god for the archive org.

“Don’t forget paper products; in South Korea, a shortage of toilet paper and tissue occurred.”

https://web.archive.org/web/20200227184217/https://www.sun-sentinel.com/health/fl-ne-coronavirus-get-ready-20200226-ovvz4cgpsvcr5maft6oy363awe-story.html

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OnlyTrump20 26 points ago +26 / -0

I went to Costco today. Not a scrap of paper to be found. I didn't check the office printer paper section, though.

They were spraying and wiping all the carts as they came back to the entrance. But I took one from the lot and it was not sprayed for me, nor were there any self-serve wipes at the door to clean with anymore. They obviously ran out and switched to having a "cart crew" wipe down the cart supply at the front door. Employees were also spraying and wiping lots of door handles around the store, like at the cold food sections. Just imagine how easy our yearly flu seasons could be and the lives saved if stores did this all the time during the winter.

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canadademon 11 points ago +11 / -0

My wife and I were lucky today, up here in a Canadaland Costco.

We were in literally the right place and right time to have an employee chuck a pack of TP in our cart, while yelling at someone who had taken two. No questions asked, I said thanks and moved on. lol

They had just received the pallet and were handing them out, supposedly one per customer but we did see a couple people being cashed through with more than one, so maybe not every employee was on the same page...

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SDsc0rch 7 points ago +7 / -0

go in the morning - don't rush the front door - but don't show up an hour later either

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OnlyTrump20 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've heard they might have some within the first half hour after opening. They should just have a drive-thru set up in the parking lot for us members to get our ration without having to foot race to the back of the store.

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tufftoffee 8 points ago +8 / -0

ration

It has begun

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themightykekfish 6 points ago +6 / -0

communism intensifies

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Dereliction 4 points ago +4 / -0

summer camp intensifies

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Thep1mp 17 points ago +17 / -0

The whole toilet paper thing is stupid as hell. If society shuts down there are things you need way more than toilet paper. Worst case you wipe your ass with a sock and wash it to reuse. These people are terrible preppers

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theultimatesean 10 points ago +10 / -0

Doesn’t it occur to these people that if you don’t eat and drink, you don’t do the things that require tp?

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SisterCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

if you have a woman in your household it's more like a roll a day lol

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richIsBored 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shhhh. Don't tell people or they'll be a sock shortage.

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Nadlers_Belt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s not like some RPG where you have to decide to chose one or the other.

You can stock up on TP AND food, water, soap, batteries, etc.

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Proud_American 12 points ago +13 / -1

Disgusting display.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

TP protruding. Very disrespectful.

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transonic-prophonic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck you Karen

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MadLordPunt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why toilet paper? I went to the grocery store to get ice and there were people there with carts filled with ONLY toilet paper. I get if you want to have some canned food or water, but toilet paper is the least essential item in an emergency. You can use anything to wipe your ass if needed, but you'll starve or dehydrate long before that becomes a problem. People are so fucking retarded and easily led.

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Nadlers_Belt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did China, Italy or S Korea run low on food and water?

Not any reports I have seen.

I only read reports of running out of masks, hand sanitizer and TP/tissues in those initial hot zones.

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SisterCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was chatting with a woman in Hong Kong. She said it took about a month before the supply chain was able to sort itself out.

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MAGA_MAN92 7 points ago +7 / -0

Karen: OMG! Corona virus is kinda...virusy. Better stock up on tp!

Karen: ah! I have stockpiled tp!

Karen: [catches Corona virus anyway.]

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blueeyephoto 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sad if this becomes a true crisis, these same socialist, Bernie Bros will instantly become capitalists and sell their excess stocks of TP at huge markups.

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ArchieInTheBunker 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is it with the toilet paper?! I seriously don't understand why people are panic buying it. We will make more toilet paper.

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ChronoShaman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't need toilet paper if there is no food.

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QuantumRemedy 3 points ago +3 / -0

This legit could be a side quest in the flaming pile of garbage that is Fallout 76...

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MythArcana 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is your brain on narcissism.

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Abarth124 3 points ago +3 / -0

These idiots are the first to die when society collapses. If you prioritize wiping your ass over canned food and ammo...

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IAmNotSuicidal 3 points ago +3 / -0

We'll get these assholes back. Next apocolypse I'm over stocking up on dildos.

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lock_her_up_2020 2 points ago +4 / -2

Fake news. It's unrelated to KungFlu. Happened in Aus a month ago (before the mad rush). She ordered her 1 box of 48 rolls which lasts her family 3 months. But they sent (and charged) for 48 boxes of 48 rolls... Apparently she donated it all to charity

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

CJ will always be the King of Grove Street

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG — the United Spot just made a Pelosi video using this photo!!!

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +2 / -1

This seems like an ad.

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catatonic_frog 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty sure it's an old picture. Just relevant to today.

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ViaAlpina -2 points ago +2 / -4

Don't buy more than you need, cunt.