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EpicTrump 177 points ago +177 / -0

I’m glad he doesn’t pretend those are legitimate questions.

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Killer 63 points ago +63 / -0

oh 2nd term Trump has a shlong twice this size

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Trumper007 67 points ago +67 / -0

Seriously for a second term of Trump I'm retiring and watching him 24/7. #BIBLICAL

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rootGoose 12 points ago +12 / -0

^^^ The most New York answer of them all.

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xiao_maga_part2 62 points ago +63 / -1

George W Bush would get asked stupid questions too and would answer them in earnest. But he was your typical neocon cuck.

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liberalfetchmycoffee 144 points ago +146 / -2

“Thank you. Mr. President, will you claim responsibility for every unpredictable event which happens globally or here in the United States? Additionally, since we can agree every negative event is entirely your fault, what are you doing personally to manage these things less ineptly in the future?”

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stepping_razor123 48 points ago +48 / -0

Why aren't you self isolating you bigot!!!

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MAGAnic316 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Why Orange man bad?!"

*Eyes glaze over as she begins to drool with a smile.

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Sirbigusdickus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why haven’t you donated $1,000,000 per global citizen like Bloomberg did? This would help offset your carbon footprint from flying around your massive testicles, sir. And why did you cause Jussie to be a victim of a MAGA hate crime?

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BuSpocky 10 points ago +10 / -0

When will you stop beating your wife everyday???

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stepping_razor123 115 points ago +115 / -0

We are witnessing a mass psychosis and mania. They have always been lunatics but VSG has caused them to lose it. I believe this will backfire.

From what I pieced together today of the leftist/media thinking is that closing borders to epidemic hotspots is bad policy and that testing everybody in the country for free is good policy. Because at heart they are communists they reject reasoned policy for a communal response. They are desperate to show that communal hysteria and action is the best course of action to defeat a virus.

This is why the media has been going on and on about "muh test kits." In their lunatic world I believe they think if the whole nation gets tested, local hotspots for the virus can be identified and locked down to isolate it.

I can't really figure out why they would want to go through all that in the first place if a virus itself could be simply kept out of the country by travel restrictions. I suspect at this point it is because they love drama and want to feel like they are part of something big. Keeping the virus outside the country keeps them from their power tripping drama.

My poor wife was getting a little overwhelmed by their hysteria, it finally hit her today that they are completely unhinged. The media and the Dems have really broken a lot of people. I read people on social media who have NO symptoms but are in a panic because they can't get a test.

Clown world.

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SkitShowPhrenia 29 points ago +29 / -0

Clown world indeed friend. This timeline is one for the ages.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly!!!! They LOVE feelings better than ppl and facts Bathouse Obummer had them all high for 8 years bc they voted for a black dude in office so therefore they feel morally superior than everybody

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PepesCovfefe 22 points ago +22 / -0

What is VSG?

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trumpaddict3 33 points ago +33 / -0

Very stable genius. Endearing nickname used in this community.

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PepesCovfefe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thanks. I know the nickname but hadn’t seen the acronym lol.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep, and GEOTUS gave it to himself!!!!

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thelastlast 19 points ago +19 / -0

Very.

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IncredibleMrE1 17 points ago +17 / -0

Stable.

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publ1us 15 points ago +15 / -0

Believe me.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stable

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MAGA_mantis 18 points ago +18 / -0

Very stable genius

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stepping_razor123 11 points ago +11 / -0

I see others have responded. I am a little old old school and formal. My instinct out of respect is to refer to him as President Donald J. Trump but I already am conscious I write too long as it is so I use VSG to save time/characters plus I am really amazed at how much of a genius and how stable he is.

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K-Harbour 5 points ago +5 / -0

GEPOTUS Donald J. Trump is a bit more respectful.

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Everquest4Life 7 points ago +7 / -0

he's a THICC BOI It is known.

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HuggableBear 22 points ago +23 / -1

Test kits should be free and everyone should be tested immediately

If we were able to produce two million test kits every single day non-stop (which is a fucking astronomical number, people don't realize what's involved in making these things), it would still take six months to test everyone, by which time we would have all gotten it and either died or recovered anyway.

Mass testing is simply not a realistic or viable option.

But hey, when has something being neither realistic nor viable ever stopped Democrats from trying it?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said and good point!!!!!!!

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rollo51 2 points ago +2 / -0

you're right, and you're assuming people would be satisfied with testing only once. I would think most of these people would want to test every couple of weeks. Mass testing is not viable indeed.

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daty_dato 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's a cascade once 1 closes they'll all close. I don't believe there is ONE case within 20 miles of my wives school and they closed it today without notice. Just a day or two ago they said they wouldn't be closing without a case in the school.

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ArtLife 14 points ago +14 / -0

we have now 2 cases here in NE florida. The city has literally shut everything down and schools have extended spring break by a week. the mayor actually seemed pretty PO'd about the whole thing. They get put in a position where they have to "do something" and I'm sure he well knows all it does is cost everyone a lot of money and wasted time.

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Aquamine-Amarine 9 points ago +9 / -0

I live in South Florida and some idiot flew into PBI earlier this week, he had coronavirus.

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DanIsSwell 5 points ago +5 / -0

It makes no sense, how suddenly schools, concerts, and sporting events= dangerous. But, several city blocks full of giant warehouses, employing at least 1000 people each, x10 in cities everywhere, grocery stores, all the casinos, etc. Oh, those gathering places are fine.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hmmm every place controlled by the government and celebrities is in crisis... interesting

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤔

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stepping_razor123 11 points ago +11 / -0

Agree. Our schools are closed now for 3 weeks. Our borders are still wide open for illegals to just walk across. The RCMP meets them and drives them to hotels. The rest of the country has shut down but not the border.

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MythArcana 48 points ago +48 / -0

She's a nasty presstitute. And there are many.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 43 points ago +43 / -0

She's from PBS.

You and I pay her fucking salary.

Yay public broadcasting!

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NocturnalPatrol 29 points ago +29 / -0

Western people being forced at gunpoint to fund the undermining, destruction, and erasure of their culture. What else is new?

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side_o_beef 4 points ago +4 / -0

swamp gonna swamp

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MythArcana 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ahhh the Petty Bull Shit channel. They are as bad ss NPR.

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Killer 7 points ago +7 / -0

oh wow i get pissed when I read shit like this my money is going to...i'm turning libertarian

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Flipbarryfromreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same w NPR- fuck them. My parent listen to them every day it makes me sick.

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trumpORbust 19 points ago +19 / -0

Dre and his puppy are cucks

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah Snoop is realllyyyyy into black history too

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MustangManny 29 points ago +29 / -0

How dare he attack a pregnant woman!

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stepping_razor123 9 points ago +9 / -0

Believe all women.

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GnomeWithAnAxe 7 points ago +7 / -0

This needs to be higher up. Top zozzle

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MakeTrumpKing 6 points ago +6 / -0

For some reason this really made me laugh. Thank you friend.

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek!

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NuclearDreams 23 points ago +23 / -0

What a fucking bitch. It's one thing to ask a loaded question like that, it's another when you start talking over the speaker and interrupting him because he deflected your loaded question. I can't stand the people who talk over him before he even finishes answering the damn question.

It's a stupid talking point anyways. The panel on pandemics was there because of ebola which was floating around in 2018 but never developed into anything. It's not a consistent panel that hangs around doing nothing until a situation like this emerges. This just goes to show how they want to inflate government further. Let's spend millions upon millions paying big names in big suits to sit around and look busy for the once-in-a-decade time that they are actually necessary. Calls for more laundering of the taxpayers money and more quid pro quo appointments for politicians to repay their favorite private donors.

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Trumper007 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah the mic man should really take it back as soon as they ask it

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GuruNemesis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good way to get Jim Acosta to fight you.

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

kick him out--he should be doing the news from acosta street

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FitOfficial 2 points ago +2 / -0

I imagine a Jim Acosta slap has the force of several Biden woodshed punches.

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah, the entire "Pandemic Response Team" talking point is such crap. There never was such a thing, there were just White House staff that had experience with that sort of thing and they got reassigned, not fired, because there was nothing ongoing for them to be working on. They got reassigned to be useful, knowing that if something happened they could just be reassigned again, right back to where they were.

Keeping them on full time is like making sure you always have fresh firewood in July. It's stupid.

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art_and_guns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone give a source? My friend wont shut the fuck up about this point and I'd love to just send him details on what the panel actually was.

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art_and_guns 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey nvm I found some (the beloved snopes with some hilarious "partly true" and "mixed". But if you read the text in the links the facts are clear.)

Trump didnt cut the funding for cdc - he proposed cuts for 2021 but that budget hasn't been approved by Congress https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-cut-cdc-budget/

Also he didnt fire the pandemic response team at the cdc - he fired 1 White House staffer and another staffer left during a reorganization. The staffers were holdovers from the Obama administration "U.S. Pandemic Response Team". The claim that trump cut cdc funding by 80% is misleading - the funding ran out from its previous allotment and was eventually replaced because congress provided a different funding source https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-fire-pandemic-team/

The cdc still has their team and resources so their fault is their blame - https://www.cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/1918-commemoration/pandemic-flu-fighters.htm

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residue69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the info and for "snoping" snopes!

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Old_ex_Commie 22 points ago +22 / -0

I watched it live earlier today, and loved the way he bitch-slapped her!

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump: "You used to be with a different newspaper than you are now. You know, people do that..."

The friggin MADMAN!

One of my favorite things about his speeches are how many of these little bits of sideknowledge he pulls from. Whether it's "hitting back" at a nasty reporter, or congratulating someone on a recent marriage or book deal, etc. His level of recall truly is an amazing skill!

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MustangManny 14 points ago +14 / -0

The guy asking the question at 51:50 is a moron. "Why are older people more affected by the virus?" The Dr. replies with "I don't mean to diminish your question...."

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HeadExam 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it was worse and he actually said "Are we doing any research into why the virus targets older people?".

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Fluffysoljer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Demolished! Hahaha god I love this man

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astro_eng 13 points ago +13 / -0

Those people are hideous inside & out!

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TrumpsWall 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who asked the question?

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FeddyCaeks 18 points ago +19 / -1

She looks exactly like I'd expect someone named Yamiche to look.

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side_o_beef 7 points ago +7 / -0

a well-fed libtard

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NocturnalPatrol 3 points ago +9 / -6

A woman. What a fucking surprise.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Marry MAGA for the good of the nation.

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Jmg32 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hey bud- there are plenty of conservative women on this site! Maybe you should get some more sleep at night! 😴

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Hugeballs69 -1 points ago +1 / -2

They do have the best pussy, believe it or not. Some might be silly but it do be worth it

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AbrahamLincoln 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can someone explain how a whale got so far inland to begin with?

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dakin116 5 points ago +5 / -0

How absolutely dare you sir

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TrumpetkaTrumpolska 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am dying,lmao!😂🤣🤣🤣

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MustangManny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rising water levels of course, more proof that climate change is real. When will you Trumpsters accept the facts!!!

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Pede 9 points ago +9 / -0

Will you take responsibility for the 12,000 people in the US that died from swine flu in 2009? It may have been 200 times worse than the coronabeer virus, but our projections estimate that in our fantasy world the coronabeer virus could be 1 billion times worse than the swine flu.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

i'm stealing coronabeer virus kek poor Corona Beer. They're suffering from this. But I didn't quite understand it till you said that...

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10knotsorless 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bought a 12 pack today just for the giggles it got me at the checkout line!

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JustHereForTheSalmon 7 points ago +7 / -0

You used to be with a different newspaper, your pancreas used to work, you know. Things happen.

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thelastlast 7 points ago +7 / -0

maybe fat ugly women should just not talk for a couple years.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 6 points ago +7 / -1

I think this is relevant here -- Bill Whittle is one of our country's greatest treasures. He's intelligent without being an "intelleckshual" :-D

He dissects the Left's mania for Purity over substance and winning. And he also issues a warning. When they lose in November, that's what's gonna be Biblical. It's about 17 minutes long (really!) and well worth your time, as are all of his videos. https://videos.whatfinger.com/2020/03/11/bill-whittle-berned-over-why-progressive-leftists-cant-stop-losing/

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Pres_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dumbest thing I hear today, driving home listening to the local radio late afternoon drive crew and they are having students call in to talk about how they "feel" about all the schools closing for 30 days. One female calls in and says all her friends were hugging and crying because this was so crazy and just didn't know what to do. FUCKING HELL.....than some guy high school kid calls in saying he just is so worried and doesn't know what he will do because school is so important to him....WTF!!!
Than the hosts young daughter calls in crying and I didn't catch the entire conversation with her basically when the daughter hangs up they talk about how you should have a discussion with your kids about how they feel and reassure them everything will be alright...BLAH Blah blah ....

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side_o_beef 8 points ago +8 / -0

what kind of weak generation is this--we would have been doing cartwheels and drinking our parents' booze, celebrating

...which makes me think they intentionally picked the 3 most soy students they could dig up for this

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HuggableBear 6 points ago +7 / -1

LOL My kids are throwing a fucking party. They're ecstatic about not having to go to school.

You know, like normal kids do.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 1 point ago +1 / -0

The deeper they go, the harder they'll rebound in 2 weeks when nothing happens.

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basedtexapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

And yet somehow "Trump is the worst president ever" is trending on Twitter right now, I'm sure completely organically. These fools are literally asking Obama to come back, because of course he was so competent and would have acted so much faster than Trump. "LaCk oF tEsTinG iS cAUsInG aMeRIcAn dEatHs!"

And I know I shouldn't go to Twitter, but on the other hand, I never go to 4chan or r/politics. Think of it as my way of "taking one for the team."

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Herecomedatpresident 3 points ago +3 / -0

This testing bullshit was a total setup.

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VT_boogie 4 points ago +4 / -0

“You used to be with a different newspaper. Things happen.” - he says it so matter of fact and with such confidence, knowing full well it is burning that women’s loins and sphincter to ghost pepper level spice.

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V_exodus 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Schitt

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Poonjazzler1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ha ha top fucking kek

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eXcalibur57 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should see the way ABC cut it up to make him look as bad as possible. They cut his response super short and added their own commentary over it. Absolutely disgusting. And they expect us to ever trust them? lmao

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Nipplebuddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was funny he calls on Weezy Jefferson right after he answered the gorgeous reporter from OAN.

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MichaelDenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

OP’s username checks out.

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spaceforce_maganaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Solid username pede.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nasty woman with nasty questions!

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calvinb1970 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nailed it !

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MaxwellChase 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish he went in on what actually happened. Shove the real facts about the advertisement budget being used more effectively down her throat. But fuck them either way.

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jjacksonRIAB 3 points ago +4 / -1

The executive branch has millions of employees. Why should he be expected to know?

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