Interesting thing i discovered - Lavender Oil and Eucalyptus oil both keep silverfish away. So I put some of that in my storage closet. But I didn't buy 8 years worth, either!
I was in a thread on Reddit today where some stupid fuck said "Trump called the virus a hoax!". Someone linked the snopes page (of course their post was downvoted), and the guy responded 'oh, I can see the confusion now'.
This stupid faggot never even heard what Trump actually said, he was literally just spitting out bullshit he heard other people tell him.
Here's the curious part: what part of my statement warranted that response? Was it the accurate depiction of the symptoms of Ebola, or the unwarranted mass purchases of toilet paper in the current "crisis?"
Looks like Pepe's on a roll.
Oh that was just terrible.
I agree, it was a shitty joke.
Don't soil the mood.
No need to be such a turd.
Great Scott!
r/AngryUpvote DEEERRRDEERRRDEERER REDDIT!!!! DEEEEEER REEEEE!
SPEZ IS A PEDO!
This post is floating to the top
Thanks, uncle_nurgle!
stickied? omg I'm famous now
Watch out for CNN.
Nice!
Seriously though what’s with the TP? I got cucks in Chicago running around with boxes of it.
I have no idea! It's insanity
It's a mystery, isn't it? I've been like "Why toilet paper, of all things. Wtf?"
I don't get it. My radio station was wondering what else you can use to clean yourself downstairs... and I'm thinking to myself, um, baby wipes?
If you're at home you could just hop in the shower real quick if you're in a pinch.
Cloth baby diapers, old handkerchiefs or rags, Kleenex, or take the plunge and buy a bidet. There's still plenty of options.
Wait till they all find out that Silverfish EAT toilet paper! https://www.askaprepper.com/watch-out-for-these-toilet-paper-eating-bugs/#comment-495286
So they're gonna just hoard that shit (no pun intended) and then go to the hoarder closet in a year and find only dust at the bottom.... kek
Interesting thing i discovered - Lavender Oil and Eucalyptus oil both keep silverfish away. So I put some of that in my storage closet. But I didn't buy 8 years worth, either!
Either they think that Coronavirus causes dysentery or they think that having a clean bunghole is the most important commodity during a pandemic.
My hypothesis is the name reminds people of a shitty margarita hangover with a side of beer shits, and people are stupid; therefore a run on TP.
I keep saying: it’s because they are full of shit.
(Sorry)
Gotta say, this post has finally convinced me that thedonald.win is the new home of The_Donald. Well done good sir. This train has no brakes!
Indeed! I'm already in Discord with this same username.
I am honored!
Don’t sit too long. Those hemorrhoids are a real bummer👌
that's why the libs suggest Reparations H
LOL 👍👍
I assume there's a cup of covfefe behind the toilet paper.
Wasn't it Ebola that made you...unable to control your....you needed toilet paper!
There’s no selection pressure for intelligence. Why would it increase anymore?
Yeah. We need like a pandemic or something.
I was in a thread on Reddit today where some stupid fuck said "Trump called the virus a hoax!". Someone linked the snopes page (of course their post was downvoted), and the guy responded 'oh, I can see the confusion now'.
This stupid faggot never even heard what Trump actually said, he was literally just spitting out bullshit he heard other people tell him.
Here's the curious part: what part of my statement warranted that response? Was it the accurate depiction of the symptoms of Ebola, or the unwarranted mass purchases of toilet paper in the current "crisis?"
I'm buying stock in bidets. Gunna be some big sales coming up.
Pepe just keeps on shoppin' and shoppin'. He doesn't know how to stop!
(How about a loan until May, bro?)
Shitposts incoming pepe.
Flaunting your rolls, eh?
Good to have, just in case you need to clean up any ridiculous bullshit
Cozy check?
Looks like he's ready for some shit posting
Need a couple of bottles of Corona and some hand sanitizer in there.
I like this meme!
F*** Reddit!
Lol yes wrap yourself in a least 2ft of tp bare minimum!!!
And people judged me for my Bath & Body Works addiction. Well guess who has a bunch of soaps and hand sanitizers!
Does Pepe really need that much TP while he masturbates in quarantine?!