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PyroSphere 67 points ago +67 / -0

Looks like Pepe's on a roll.

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HiddenDekuScrub 23 points ago +24 / -1

Oh that was just terrible.

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NvJohansson 22 points ago +22 / -0

I agree, it was a shitty joke.

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Aquamine-Amarine 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't soil the mood.

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Guruchild 8 points ago +8 / -0

No need to be such a turd.

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flipping_some_tables 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great Scott!

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Mr_Beanths 8 points ago +8 / -0

r/AngryUpvote DEEERRRDEERRRDEERER REDDIT!!!! DEEEEEER REEEEE!

SPEZ IS A PEDO!

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Grips 6 points ago +6 / -0

This post is floating to the top

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thanks, uncle_nurgle!

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

stickied? omg I'm famous now

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BIDENSACPADDICT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Watch out for CNN.

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El_Magarino 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

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China_dindu_nuffin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Seriously though what’s with the TP? I got cucks in Chicago running around with boxes of it.

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have no idea! It's insanity

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The_Litehaus_Abides 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a mystery, isn't it? I've been like "Why toilet paper, of all things. Wtf?"

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Aquamine-Amarine 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't get it. My radio station was wondering what else you can use to clean yourself downstairs... and I'm thinking to myself, um, baby wipes?

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WassermanSchultz 7 points ago +8 / -1

If you're at home you could just hop in the shower real quick if you're in a pinch.

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stormybanks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cloth baby diapers, old handkerchiefs or rags, Kleenex, or take the plunge and buy a bidet. There's still plenty of options.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait till they all find out that Silverfish EAT toilet paper! https://www.askaprepper.com/watch-out-for-these-toilet-paper-eating-bugs/#comment-495286

So they're gonna just hoard that shit (no pun intended) and then go to the hoarder closet in a year and find only dust at the bottom.... kek

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting thing i discovered - Lavender Oil and Eucalyptus oil both keep silverfish away. So I put some of that in my storage closet. But I didn't buy 8 years worth, either!

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Doomguy1994 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either they think that Coronavirus causes dysentery or they think that having a clean bunghole is the most important commodity during a pandemic.

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

My hypothesis is the name reminds people of a shitty margarita hangover with a side of beer shits, and people are stupid; therefore a run on TP.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago +4 / -0

I keep saying: it’s because they are full of shit.

(Sorry)

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pattrn 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gotta say, this post has finally convinced me that thedonald.win is the new home of The_Donald. Well done good sir. This train has no brakes!

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pattrn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed! I'm already in Discord with this same username.

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am honored!

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TrumpsWall 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t sit too long. Those hemorrhoids are a real bummer👌

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magastrophysicist 8 points ago +8 / -0

that's why the libs suggest Reparations H

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CarpenterRichard 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL 👍👍

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basedtexapede 8 points ago +8 / -0

I assume there's a cup of covfefe behind the toilet paper.

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Liberty_Prime 8 points ago +9 / -1

Wasn't it Ebola that made you...unable to control your....you needed toilet paper!

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

There’s no selection pressure for intelligence. Why would it increase anymore?

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. We need like a pandemic or something.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was in a thread on Reddit today where some stupid fuck said "Trump called the virus a hoax!". Someone linked the snopes page (of course their post was downvoted), and the guy responded 'oh, I can see the confusion now'.

This stupid faggot never even heard what Trump actually said, he was literally just spitting out bullshit he heard other people tell him.

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Liberty_Prime 2 points ago +5 / -3

Here's the curious part: what part of my statement warranted that response? Was it the accurate depiction of the symptoms of Ebola, or the unwarranted mass purchases of toilet paper in the current "crisis?"

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Straightwhitewhale 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm buying stock in bidets. Gunna be some big sales coming up.

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pepe just keeps on shoppin' and shoppin'. He doesn't know how to stop!

(How about a loan until May, bro?)

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shitposts incoming pepe.

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OnlyTrump20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Flaunting your rolls, eh?

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LowIQMaxineWaters 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good to have, just in case you need to clean up any ridiculous bullshit

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FransiscoDAnconia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cozy check?

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global_cafeous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like he's ready for some shit posting

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WeaponizedSmirk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need a couple of bottles of Corona and some hand sanitizer in there.

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Va3V1ctis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like this meme!

F*** Reddit!

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themaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol yes wrap yourself in a least 2ft of tp bare minimum!!!

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

And people judged me for my Bath & Body Works addiction. Well guess who has a bunch of soaps and hand sanitizers!

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ArchieInTheBunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does Pepe really need that much TP while he masturbates in quarantine?!

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