1856
The MORE proper way to self quarantine (i.maga.host)
posted ago by BillionsAndBillions ago by BillionsAndBillions +1856 / -0
65 comments
65 comments share save hide report block hide child comments
Comments (65)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
▲ 17 ▼
– China_dindu_nuffin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Seriously though what’s with the TP? I got cucks in Chicago running around with boxes of it.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 14 ▼
– BillionsAndBillions [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have no idea! It's insanity

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 9 ▼
– The_Litehaus_Abides 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a mystery, isn't it? I've been like "Why toilet paper, of all things. Wtf?"

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 7 ▼
– Aquamine-Amarine 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't get it. My radio station was wondering what else you can use to clean yourself downstairs... and I'm thinking to myself, um, baby wipes?

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 7 ▼
– WassermanSchultz 7 points ago +8 / -1

If you're at home you could just hop in the shower real quick if you're in a pinch.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 6 ▼
– stormybanks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cloth baby diapers, old handkerchiefs or rags, Kleenex, or take the plunge and buy a bidet. There's still plenty of options.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 9 ▼
– boomerbutnotOKBoomer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait till they all find out that Silverfish EAT toilet paper! https://www.askaprepper.com/watch-out-for-these-toilet-paper-eating-bugs/#comment-495286

So they're gonna just hoard that shit (no pun intended) and then go to the hoarder closet in a year and find only dust at the bottom.... kek

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 6 ▼
– deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
▲ 1 ▼
– boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting thing i discovered - Lavender Oil and Eucalyptus oil both keep silverfish away. So I put some of that in my storage closet. But I didn't buy 8 years worth, either!

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 6 ▼
– Doomguy1994 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either they think that Coronavirus causes dysentery or they think that having a clean bunghole is the most important commodity during a pandemic.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 6 ▼
– NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

My hypothesis is the name reminds people of a shitty margarita hangover with a side of beer shits, and people are stupid; therefore a run on TP.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 6 ▼
– deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
▲ 4 ▼
– DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago +4 / -0

I keep saying: it’s because they are full of shit.

(Sorry)

permalink parent save report block reply