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Thenew23rd 92 points ago +93 / -1

It's only March. This sad debacle will be an out of control disaster before Nov.

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Johngalt 70 points ago +70 / -0

March Madness is back on!!!

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Thenew23rd 21 points ago +23 / -2

😅😂🤣

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tankmanban 18 points ago +18 / -0

If he was lucid, biden should check to see if his doctors donated to hillary.

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Thenew23rd 6 points ago +7 / -1

☝️☝️☝️ 😂👍

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Choctaw 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't fret, Hillary will be his VP and save us all when Biden wins, then steps down.

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Thenew23rd 4 points ago +5 / -1

Honestly I don't think even Biden is that far gone yet. He says he wants Michelle Obama. He'll probably settle for Kamala Harris.

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ElWadster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree. There is no way they make him pick either Hillary or Obama.

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mk81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Michael is going to take over last minute. I just don't think the Dems are that stupid. We'll see.

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EpicTrump 77 points ago +77 / -0

I lost 2 IQ points watching this. Does his campaign seriously think this is instilling confidence in his ability to lead? Seriously? This is more like a public service announcement to get grandpa tested for cognitive decline. I am SO glad that he is the candidate that the Dems are going with to defeat GEOTUS. HAHAHA 🍿😂👍

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123breadman 23 points ago +24 / -1

It's a commercial for dementia/psychosis awareness.

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Arwyn3x 20 points ago +20 / -0

This kind of "In Your Face" scares the hell out of me. Their confidence in their ability to steal the 2020 election is the only explanation.

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JohnSmith 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll get him in. Hellary will be VP. He's retiring. Hellary is first wahmenpresident.

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chuckachookah 7 points ago +7 / -0

It doesn't matter... THIS is their candidate. Period.

The guy is a mess. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't such a colossal douchebag.

And his supporters... have you heard what they are called? They are called JOEPEDOS!

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doodaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Since the average liberal thinks they'd be a good king, why not this conspiracy talking treason machine.

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riptide 3 points ago +3 / -0

People always talk about the future this guy thinks he has, but never forget forget, America DID elect this guy, and this same rambling Biden held back our economy with mr “you’ll-need-a-magic-wand” for 8 years.

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Fenix 58 points ago +58 / -0

The comments are gold. Even his supporters are lamenting that they're finding it difficult to support him, and are questioning if they can vote for someone who doesn't have the faculties to even speak properly.

I remember being upset when Trump won and the Rino's were completely unprepared to repeal Obamacare. Paul Ryan literally had no legit plan. They had years to formulate something, years to prepare something, and they really had nothing solid. I remember thinking how pathetic that was, and it only reinforced the difference between Trump and Rinos.

But this. This is so much worse than that. Three years, and the Democrats have presented us a man with dementia, who is arguably almost as corrupt as Hillary Clinton. They literally have nothing. They just keep telling us he's great with black people, regardless of the repeated racist comments he makes, and that Trump is somehow scared of him. The guy that literally taunted the North Korean dictator who was launching rockets over Japan, and eventually even set foot in North Korea itself. The guy who calls out terrorists and openly mocks ISIS by calling their leaders dogs, which is doubly insulting to them. The guy who is willingly sacrificing everything he has for his country, is somehow scared of a pathetic old man with dementia.

Rofl.

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lerm4comptroller 26 points ago +26 / -0

I would like to take this moment to remind everyone about the screeching regarding Trump's mental health and the 25th amendment. Apparently that was, in fact, as illegitimate and strictly political as Republicans opined at the time.

Here, in a short video of the current leader in their primary, and all across his campaign stops and statements, is concrete evidence that they don't give a damn what state the leader of the country is in so long as they are the right party.

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jojolo 41 points ago +41 / -0

IT only adds to the comedy that the logo fades into screen at the end!

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 8 points ago +8 / -0

KeK!

“Shit! Where’s he going?! What the hell...go to the logo! Dissolve to the logo! Wait, wait! He’s back! He’s back!”

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TopKeksWithFrens 37 points ago +37 / -0

Incase you haven't figured it out the DNC is picking a president who would be too extreme to win via voting. How? Biden isn't going to last 4 years, whoever he picks as vp will be president. The elite's know Biden will choose whoever they tell him to pick for his vp. Just fyi

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559throw 21 points ago +21 / -0

The only noise I want to hear out of her is an echoing scream as she plummets through a trap door into the center of the earth

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FinnTinley 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's like house arrest for her

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WhoElse 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have always imagined a giant toilet, but I like the trap door better, she wouldn't see it coming.

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CaliforniaPeding 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah. Give me a Rancor pit any day. That would be glorious.

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NoMoreLies 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, that would be too easy on her. We should feed her to the Sarlacc instead

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Sarcastro 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s not going to be a trap door.

It’ll be a sulfurous flaming rent in the earth that extends bony hands to pull her into the afterlife.

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MajTom22 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would accept a death rattle

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okayfilet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Progressives would completely lose their shit, it would be hilarious!

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AnEndgamePawn 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's impossible for the Democrats to be straightforward. Everything is smoke and mirrors

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astro_eng 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard he wants Big Mike

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IAmNotSuicidal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk Joe is just so shitty even worse than Hillary. Not even sure how they will get that to work unless she somehow takes his place like sometime now and Nov. Hell they could postpone the elections and regroup to redo the entire thing.

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PepeDontSurf 33 points ago +33 / -0

I think the main point of the format was to show young people that Joe is hip to their technologies, such as the cellular telephone and the moving picture camera.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the record player and steam engines.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 3 points ago +3 / -0

A follow-up tweet to this one says they were having audio problems with the livestream, so he "phoned in" the audio. That's why he is holding the phone like that.

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Satellite 26 points ago +27 / -1

He forgot the camera was there. That man has forgotten more than some reddit posters will ever learn lol

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SheepleMaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got the sense he was trying to look cool and busy on an important call, to impress people

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mimefortheblind 16 points ago +16 / -0

If that was a parody it would be considered tasteless and mean-spirited.

He belongs in a facility.

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mikeroolz 12 points ago +12 / -0

A maximum security facility, along with his son.

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Pres-Trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

You know, if this geriatric wins the dem vote, which seems like he will. I will seriously think about condemnation and forceful succession from the union of any state that would seriously allow this man to stand for office. How fucking stupid can you be to vote for this poor dementia patient?

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Deaditewater 9 points ago +9 / -0

filthy rich dementia patient*** ftfy

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Toilet paper hoarding, bleach drinking stupid.

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MAGA-Forever 2 points ago +2 / -0

But Orange Man Bad

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once the Democrats regain power, it's game over. We'll never be allowed another Trump. If anything, Trump is keeping us at bay.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 13 points ago +13 / -0

Note to Mods: nice job on the embedded tweets!!

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ChAoSKEKMarine 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is sad, but he deserves to be used. He wanted to be prostituted from the beginning of his political career and the machine is almost done chewing on his decrepit old man jerky husk of a body.

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nastyn8 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ohhhh, no. The “machine” will be grinding at his soul for all of eternity my dude.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 8 points ago +8 / -0

The writers are being extremely generous this season 😂

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PlanetoftheFakes 8 points ago +8 / -0

I tried to make a Joe Biden txt to voice AI, which requires to type what he says into a database. I gave up after 2hrs because I couldn't decipher his old man mumbling/rambling and it was becoming a headache.

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GurnBlansten 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wtf is he even talking about? It's like he just throws words out speckled with "...and I can get it done...."

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AbrahamLincoln 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why the hell is he holding the phone up to his chin the whole time? Does he understand what a livestream is?

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FinnTinley 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't think he still understands what a radio is 100% of the time

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clueless_expert 7 points ago +7 / -0

This HAS to be a deep fake. Get real!! What Dem can’tdidate would be caught standing in front of an American flag?

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NeoPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought miniMike's campaign was pathetic.

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BoughtByBloomberg 6 points ago +6 / -0

When he just turned to the left awkwardly and they cut to Fundraising.

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Joeret 5 points ago +5 / -0

And they say Trump goes off on tangents when he speaks. Biden isn’t even making sense.

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nufosmatic 5 points ago +5 / -0

SOUNDS LIKE MALARKEY TO ME

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IAmNotSuicidal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is literally the cartoonish buffoon they try to claim Trump is.

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Vests123 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is just pathetic.

How can his campaign even show this while trying to prop him up as the candidate who eventually will be running against POTUS?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the same campaign that allows him to go toe to toe with voters to threaten them and challenge them to brawl. Not the brightest bunch.

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ArchieInTheBunker 5 points ago +5 / -0

With no MLB, NCAA, NBA, or NHL for the next few weeks, we NEED these Biden events for entertainment. Keep 'em coming!

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mikeroolz 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Joe Biden campaign is elder abuse. Change my mind.

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Wess-mantooth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Conspiracy theory: Joe is fine, and is only running and acting crazy to establish he cant be tried. After the election everybody will pretend that they tried to stop him, but joe could not be dissuaded and how heartbroken they were to have to help him.

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Perhelion 4 points ago +4 / -0

Freaking. Hilarious. His candidacy is an absolute disaster.

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rockedbottom9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funnier than anything in the tv show Veep, which was hilarious.

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texascpa 4 points ago +4 / -0

did he just tie Amazon clear-cutting to Coronavirus?

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rsiteaccounts 4 points ago +4 / -0

At what point does someone on the left say that this is just cruel, let Biden move on with some dignity.

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FinnTinley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their current plan is Jan 21, 2021

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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

I actually can’t watch him anymore.

It stopped being funny & is kinda sad. He will only get worse.

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cccpneveragain 4 points ago +4 / -0

They cut off the part where he announced "This program is brought to you now in living color on DNC"

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polish_snausage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow.

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BeWatchfulness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elder abuse.

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DemocratDumpsterFire 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know the words he is speaking is English but this is just rambling nonsense that I can’t follow

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Pats5x 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leftists far and wide are attacking anyone who dare as questions of this malarkey

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elder abuse

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

How long until he's confirmed to be the DNC nominee? If he keeps this up, Bernie may make a comeback. Trump would still smoke Bernie, but Trump vs Biden would be so horrific(and awesome), it would probably send Joe to the looney bin, and at the same time hit the DNC so hard, it could be a fatal hit.

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IAbsolutelyDare 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm thinking gaffes and corona are both good for Bernie, who might close the gap this Tuesday by just enough to make things interesting.

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nazereth1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Frankenstein head

Holy shit, can't unsee.

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bucknutties 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man Bernie could have riled up the bros to call for medical examination records and really put the emphasis on Joe’s mental decline at this upcoming debate. Instead he bent over twice showing even he was indeed a puppet. Sad

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2020magavision 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally have not laughed so hard in weeks!

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DisgustedByMisleadia 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is elder abuse.

It's against the law in my state.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

The guy lauding FDR for being a democratic socialist forgot about the party switch.

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malarky 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to be honest. I love watching the guy talk.

He should have a cam on his head. It would be the greatest "reality" show ever.

He's lost it. He probably forgets to wipe his ass.