My Wife And I Currently Dealing With Quarantine In Italy, She's Been In Line For 2.5 Hours To Buy Food.
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My wife and I are in Italy.
Under quarantine.
She's been in a line to buy food for over two hours.
Texted me...
"25 people ahead of me..."
"one in... one out."
I texted back...
"Like communism and bread lines."
"We're feeling the Bern."
She texted back...
"Marx Madness!"
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
Only 120ish people were ahead of me. 3 hours total time. Scored a six pack of that sweet white rolled stuff.
I’ll tell you the secret to making it last. Take a Single square, poke your finger through a hole in the middle. Wiggly your finger around your poophole, then use the TP to wipe your finger off. A 6 pack will last you a decade.
Dude... c'mon. Dude! I was about to eat lunch. Duuuude!
(Sounds of me running to my closest bathroom and dry heaving into toilet)
Thumbs up or Protip... I can't decide.
Yes
This guy wipes
Or do it the muzzie way: no toilet paper at all, just use your bare hand to wipe your ass, then wash it in the sink.
if I poke my finger through a hole in the tp I'll be washing, too.
Be sure to shout "Allahu Akbar!" when you ejaculate into the goat outside the shitter.
Have you guys never heard of the Three Seashells???
Wait in line 9hrs in the 30 degree cold, and find there is nothing when you get to to the front. Now that is the socialism my wife grew up with.
Vs. Stand in line for 9 hours in 30 degree weather and find when you get to the front that you get to see THE GREATEST President ever, Donald J Trump .
Lol, Marx madness. Totally stealing it 😂
You definitely found a good one my friend
Sounds like they don't get no respect.