My Wife And I Currently Dealing With Quarantine In Italy, She's Been In Line For 2.5 Hours To Buy Food.
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Only 120ish people were ahead of me. 3 hours total time. Scored a six pack of that sweet white rolled stuff.
I’ll tell you the secret to making it last. Take a Single square, poke your finger through a hole in the middle. Wiggly your finger around your poophole, then use the TP to wipe your finger off. A 6 pack will last you a decade.
Dude... c'mon. Dude! I was about to eat lunch. Duuuude!
(Sounds of me running to my closest bathroom and dry heaving into toilet)
Thumbs up or Protip... I can't decide.
Yes
This guy wipes
Or do it the muzzie way: no toilet paper at all, just use your bare hand to wipe your ass, then wash it in the sink.
if I poke my finger through a hole in the tp I'll be washing, too.
Be sure to shout "Allahu Akbar!" when you ejaculate into the goat outside the shitter.
Have you guys never heard of the Three Seashells???
Only in the movie 'Judge Dredd' with Sly Stallone. Funny scene.