Good thing I check the news while drinking my morning coffee, was just about to pour a glass.
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It’s true. It only works if you eat a tide pod first.
Came to say it:)
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Good one fren! Replied it myself before checking!
This is fake news. Drinking bleach will definitely prevent you from getting COVID-19, because corpses can’t catch a virus. One side effect is you vote Democrat in the next election though, and that’s probably worse than having the virus. The social damage lasts longer anyway.
At Target all they had left was distilled water....so they put that shit on a display at the front of the store. Someone is going to drink it. Not bleach by any means, just not recommended for long term consumption.
"just not recommended for long term consumption."
...who told you that?
Thread theme?
Someone needs to keep the Bern and Biden bros informed. We don't want them overloading our health system at the moment.
all the soy intake means theyre getting it anyway, we just don't let them in the hospital, only REAL americans
https://t.co/tQOYY6CfDB
Kind of reminds me of something.
Technically, you will not get coronavirus if you drink bleach.
Can't get coronavirus if you're dead.
IQ 9000
Big brain time.
Next! 👏 Meme! 👏
Multiverse brain time!
Psshhh, they're not the boss of me
March15: Trump announces that no American should drink bleach
March 15: Stores run out of bleach after selling 30 million bottles in one day
March 16: 30 million Democrat Resisters found dead of bleach poisoning
March 17: Nancy Pelosi announces legislation to replace Democrat voters via immigration
Smahrtz
So it's still OK to take a beach bath?
No idea, they didnt say anything about that.
No, since it might wash away you brown privilege.
But you can always check with Governor Northam from VA.
I heard if you pee in it, then inhale the fumes, it’ll keep corona from wntering your lungs
Wouldn't that produce chlorine gas? Ammonia from pee and Chlorine.
I thought it was mustard gas, lol
God help the human race...
I hear Tide Pods work well though
I almost gave you a downvote for telling the truth.
Maybe unpopular opinion but I think the world will be better off if we let nature take its course on this one.
I feel the same way regarding the legalization of all drugs.
Silly people. Don't they know they're supposed to eat tide pods?
Darwin strikes again
The city puts plenty of that shit in my drinking water already
If you're a democrat, it's the cure
Wait...someone had to be told?
Get POTUS on the phone and let him tell the MSM that drinking concentrated bleach won't protect you from Coronavirus. Since the opposition has to do opposite of what he says. Let them prove him wrong since that is there only objective of reporting now days.
*spews-mouthful-of-bleach*
OMG! I'm glad I read this in time!
🤣
They need to just let it happen. People are so fucking stupid. Let natural selection do it's damn job. (Half kidding)
How bout eating toilet paper? We need confirmation on this.
Says a lot about our society when an article like this is on a news site and not the Babylon Bee...
That's bullshit. I drink bleach every day and i never had Corona virus. That is 100% proof that it does work.
Fox 2? That's my local station. Are my neighbors really stupid enough to need this? Scary.
Wait, this means we have to Ban All Guns, in order to combat the Bleach Crisis!
But Tide pods are still okay, right? Evan? EVAN!??
People cannot be this stupid...
I do however have a large container with ~ 10 to 1 diluted bleach in the one side of the sink to soak utensils and cups in for a few minutes before washing them.
Work in healthcare and have an elderly parent living with me, so just being cautious.
I've done this when out of dish soap, not the same as drinking though, haha
This news stations line used to be... and I shit you not
”When news happens, it’s news to us”
It was back in the 90’s. Didn’t last long and I’m sure whoever came up with it was fired.
Don’t even run a story like this and just let Darwin do it’s thing....
No need for black people, as they are immune to the virus.
It will if you drink enough 😂
Well fuck.
I have a request. Please join me in asking VP Pence for us to have Conferences for the nation's information that the Morons of the media NOT be there! It is infuriating to some of us seniors! These howling toddlers are asking stupid & non applicable questions and other foolishness> Thank you! Gary
I'm with you on that for sure
Makes ya wonder, if Trump says don't drink bleach, will the Democrats start swilling the stuff? 🤔
This is Todd Clorox letting you know that this is a plot by Obama and the cloud people to keep you from drinking bleach!
Let 'em drink it. The herd is in dire need of culling.
Should we really discourage anyone that stupid from Darwining out?
People need to know!!!
People are fucking stupid.
Adam Carolla had an uncle who rinsed with bleach. Adam said he had the strongest gums.
If you're so stupid you actually thought this would work... you might be a dumbass.