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aangler100 50 points ago +51 / -1

Nobody needs 30 rolls!

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JimmyNelson 37 points ago +37 / -0

Top 10 reasons why wiping your own ass is racist, number 4 will shock you. - CNN, probably

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Keiichi81 49 points ago +49 / -0

You ever notice that toilet paper is white?

And its purpose is to dispose of something brown.

Toilet paper is a white supremacist dog whistle!

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publ1us 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is so ridiculous and funny because I could almost see them saying this.

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DystopianDoubleThink 10 points ago +10 / -0

The only way to stop this injustice and racism, is to Rit-Dye your TP black and then drink bleach to whiten your shit. That'll show the Man!

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RenaulV 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish you were joking. Our university had some SPLC-sponsored leftists claim that our tradition of rolling Toomer's Oaks with toilet paper after sports victories represented Auburn's "inherent White supremacy" and "marginalization of LGBTQPPIA people of color" so they had a big virtue-signal fest and rolled our trees with custom rainbow toilet paper.

Damn White people and their...shuffles deck...inventing and producing toilet paper so that Black people don't have to use leaves like they did in Africa.

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ideology (neo-Marxism) spreads from government to government all over the West and is primarily conducted via the government controlled education system. Every part about it is dependent on the government & taxation.

It's all part of the plan to push socialism and communism. Subvert the own culture, dismantle religion and values, destroy family cohesion, inject collectivist conflict, make people dependent on the government & welfare, increasingly seize control over the economy & every human possible.

Many of these people are freshly indoctrinated children in higher education who have too much free time on their hands.

Then you get pure lunacy like that. And it's still vividly funded by the government under the guise of "education."

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drsowells1fan 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Five Things We Can Learn From Islamic Toilette Etiquette"

~Vox

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MadRussian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Decolonize your asshole!

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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RenaulV 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that were Andrew Gillum got the idea?

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takeyouruptrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

no normal person needs 3-ply toilet paper

ban assault rolls

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Johnfox13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do you need bum stock?

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

3-ply is for people who use both sides. Get twice the footage from each roll.

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Mr_Beanths 19 points ago +19 / -0

I’M HERE TO WHOOP SOME ASS AND WIPE SOME ASS, AND EVERY LIB HAS BEEN WHOOPED.

-Abraham Lincoln

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Diotima 17 points ago +17 / -0

1 roll to rule them all

1 roll to find them

1 roll to bring them all to Costco and in the checkout line bind them

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JediMasterGandalf 8 points ago +8 / -0

There is only one Lord of the Roll, only one who can bend it to his will, and he does not share power.

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Feelsgoodman 7 points ago +7 / -0

My precioussssss

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Col451 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's good!!

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BillClintonsARapist 13 points ago +13 / -0

Looks like a good stash for when the shitting your pants virus comes to town

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muslim countries don't need toilet paper.

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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Keiichi81 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every villain is the hero in their own story.

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MACHO.MAN.RANDY.SAVA 10 points ago +10 / -0

If King of the Hill has taught us anything, behind every mountian of toilet paper there is Chuck Mangione. Lying in wait with his Fuglehorn.

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RegularAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mega lo prices

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DittoHead 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love it whenever he busted out his song

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MorbidRabbit 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is still my favorite episode

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FTR12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poor Buckley

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DittoHead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Luckily there’s Buckley’s angel

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lancerprime 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh ho! You're getting closer, you're coming right at me!

I can't wipe your ass if I don't come closer!

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PolarBears4Trump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ms. Whipple, Boss Ass Whooper!

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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HanAssholeSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

And she takes lots of big messy dumps.

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deleted 4 points ago +5 / -1
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Butthurt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guile theme intensifies

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just got my first reddit upvote warning. FUCK THAT PLACE!

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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OGAmerica 3 points ago +3 / -0

There’s another boss under the toilet paper.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Ten bucks a roll!!!"

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556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not going to poop for 2 weeks, match me!

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Diotima 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine the world ends and people go "how did it all go so wrong"? and there is only one answer "Toilet paper".... that was the catalyst for society collapsing.

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Meathead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Solution..wake up take a dump then take a shower Problem solved 👍

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's always a woman hoarding this shit. Thanks for your consideration, lady.

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rollo51 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think she's full of shit.

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DittoHead 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN: apparently Trump has access 3-ply tp while everyone else just had 2-ply

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AngryTexasTwister 1 point ago +1 / -0

She should wipe her ass more often...

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WaffleBiscuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 terms, 2 scoops, and now 2 rolls!

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her health bar is enormous!

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Sum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO! It was you all along! I trusted you!

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Lustral 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the toilet paper were brown you couldnt guage how many more times to wipe 🤷‍♀️

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PonySoldier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a particularly pleasant "party wipe"

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Odin -1 points ago +1 / -2

She don't take no shit