I wish you were joking. Our university had some SPLC-sponsored leftists claim that our tradition of rolling Toomer's Oaks with toilet paper after sports victories represented Auburn's "inherent White supremacy" and "marginalization of LGBTQPPIA people of color" so they had a big virtue-signal fest and rolled our trees with custom rainbow toilet paper.
Damn White people and their...shuffles deck...inventing and producing toilet paper so that Black people don't have to use leaves like they did in Africa.
The ideology (neo-Marxism) spreads from government to government all over the West and is primarily conducted via the government controlled education system. Every part about it is dependent on the government & taxation.
It's all part of the plan to push socialism and communism. Subvert the own culture, dismantle religion and values, destroy family cohesion, inject collectivist conflict, make people dependent on the government & welfare, increasingly seize control over the economy & every human possible.
Many of these people are freshly indoctrinated children in higher education who have too much free time on their hands.
Then you get pure lunacy like that. And it's still vividly funded by the government under the guise of "education."
Imagine the world ends and people go "how did it all go so wrong"? and there is only one answer "Toilet paper".... that was the catalyst for society collapsing.
Nobody needs 30 rolls!
You ever notice that toilet paper is white?
And its purpose is to dispose of something brown.
Toilet paper is a white supremacist dog whistle!
This is so ridiculous and funny because I could almost see them saying this.
The only way to stop this injustice and racism, is to Rit-Dye your TP black and then drink bleach to whiten your shit. That'll show the Man!
I wish you were joking. Our university had some SPLC-sponsored leftists claim that our tradition of rolling Toomer's Oaks with toilet paper after sports victories represented Auburn's "inherent White supremacy" and "marginalization of LGBTQPPIA people of color" so they had a big virtue-signal fest and rolled our trees with custom rainbow toilet paper.
Damn White people and their...shuffles deck...inventing and producing toilet paper so that Black people don't have to use leaves like they did in Africa.
The ideology (neo-Marxism) spreads from government to government all over the West and is primarily conducted via the government controlled education system. Every part about it is dependent on the government & taxation.
It's all part of the plan to push socialism and communism. Subvert the own culture, dismantle religion and values, destroy family cohesion, inject collectivist conflict, make people dependent on the government & welfare, increasingly seize control over the economy & every human possible.
Many of these people are freshly indoctrinated children in higher education who have too much free time on their hands.
Then you get pure lunacy like that. And it's still vividly funded by the government under the guise of "education."
"Five Things We Can Learn From Islamic Toilette Etiquette"
~Vox
Decolonize your asshole!
Is that were Andrew Gillum got the idea?
no normal person needs 3-ply toilet paper
ban assault rolls
Why do you need bum stock?
3-ply is for people who use both sides. Get twice the footage from each roll.
I’M HERE TO WHOOP SOME ASS AND WIPE SOME ASS, AND EVERY LIB HAS BEEN WHOOPED.
-Abraham Lincoln
1 roll to rule them all
1 roll to find them
1 roll to bring them all to Costco and in the checkout line bind them
There is only one Lord of the Roll, only one who can bend it to his will, and he does not share power.
My precioussssss
That's good!!
Looks like a good stash for when the shitting your pants virus comes to town
Muslim countries don't need toilet paper.
Every villain is the hero in their own story.
If King of the Hill has taught us anything, behind every mountian of toilet paper there is Chuck Mangione. Lying in wait with his Fuglehorn.
Mega lo prices
I love it whenever he busted out his song
This is still my favorite episode
Poor Buckley
Luckily there’s Buckley’s angel
Oh ho! You're getting closer, you're coming right at me!
I can't wipe your ass if I don't come closer!
Ms. Whipple, Boss Ass Whooper!
And she takes lots of big messy dumps.
Guile theme intensifies
Just got my first reddit upvote warning. FUCK THAT PLACE!
There’s another boss under the toilet paper.
"Ten bucks a roll!!!"
I'm not going to poop for 2 weeks, match me!
Imagine the world ends and people go "how did it all go so wrong"? and there is only one answer "Toilet paper".... that was the catalyst for society collapsing.
Solution..wake up take a dump then take a shower Problem solved 👍
It's always a woman hoarding this shit. Thanks for your consideration, lady.
I think she's full of shit.
CNN: apparently Trump has access 3-ply tp while everyone else just had 2-ply
She should wipe her ass more often...
2 terms, 2 scoops, and now 2 rolls!
Her health bar is enormous!
NO! It was you all along! I trusted you!
If the toilet paper were brown you couldnt guage how many more times to wipe 🤷♀️
Not a particularly pleasant "party wipe"
She don't take no shit