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Spezdrinksassjuice 38 points ago +38 / -0

Honestly, he has probably already been tested by now and it came back fine. I find it hard to believe that the POTUS hasnt been tested by now.

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PyroSphere 29 points ago +29 / -0

It will come back showing he doesn't have it, which will be one more example of GEOTUS turning a negative into a positive. KAG

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newchina 13 points ago +13 / -0

Or it will come back positive, and he’ll be like “yeah I feel fine.”

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fubolibs 7 points ago +8 / -1

Pray for him. A positive test would mean the end of the stock market at this point. Think of deep state then tries to remove him from office as he is incapacitated

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newchina 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, what I’m saying is. He tests positive, maybe even reveals it later, and only has very minor symptoms or none at all. This would end the panic.

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Philhelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

If something were to happen to GEOTUS, we have our orders.

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TyrannyBuster 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would cure just about anything.

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kornesque 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel better already.

I mean...look, Russian collusion!

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd drink a pint.

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zwiebelsaft 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a little gay

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

I shall double my efforts!

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

As gay as two boys sucking each other off in the church basement with the Pope watching?

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Replace the pope with the LDS temple leaders

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Replace LDS temple leaders with Romney.

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sustainable_saltmine 10 points ago +11 / -1

would have show some sort of symptoms by now.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kinda like closing schools in areas with 0 cases.

Which is what they did here in Oregon.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep! Just closed our schools for the rest of March, with zero cases within 100 miles.

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Symmetry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whole state of Washington, schools closed until April 24th.

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OneOfMany_MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

The mean time to symptoms is typically 5 days, from what I have read.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 9 points ago +12 / -3

Damn he must have gotten a cough

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JBlaze056 17 points ago +17 / -0

If by “cough” you mean “non-stop haranguing by the fake news to take the test because he is being selfish by not doing so, and he shakes hands, and he adjusted the mic, and the Brazilian guy was in a picture with him”, then yes, he got a “cough”.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

The exact opposite of the Side of Beef.

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findthewarmspot 6 points ago +6 / -0

He did it to shut the fake news reporters up.

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NocturnalPatrol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even Trump knows nothing can shut the fake news up

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Choppermagic 6 points ago +6 / -0

The most powerful man on the planet surrounded by medical personnel. People really shouldn't have fear mongered

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TrumpSteak 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's fine. Don't worry.

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Pede 5 points ago +5 / -0

His constitution is better than anyone in the whole WH. He probably eats eggs and viruses for breakfast.

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Ishmiester 4 points ago +5 / -1

I swear to God these fuckin Brazilians better not have given it to him

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OneOfMany_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Laeyers are told to never ask a question they don’t already know the answer to.

Similar I expect Trump has been tested daily, all negative. And this business about being tested today is just to quiet down the press.

Why would they not test him daily. It’s a swab and he is the president.

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centexawesome 3 points ago +3 / -0

And it will come back negative. The most negative that a test has ever come back. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.

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Bravo1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Vaccine in the making! :) Thanks GEOTUS!

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Barbieblonde 3 points ago +3 / -0

POTUS Results :

Wuhan Virus 0.0

Big Dick Energy 99.9+

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AngryTexasTwister 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's fine

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tashnag_01 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm praying for our president

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BoughtByBloomberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Results are in. The Corona virus seems to have caught the MAGA flu.

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OneOfMany_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is a lion. If it comes back positive they should put the virus in quarantine for 14 days.

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GMarjan 1 point ago +2 / -1

God Bless President Trump, and his Family. We all may need to be tested.

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_ra247 1 point ago +1 / -0

No we don’t

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kek_saved_the_world 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lion blood is not affected.

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Old_ex_Commie -11 points ago +2 / -13

And what, exactly, is prayer going to do?

He either has it, or he doesn't. Prayer ain't gonna reach back in time and change the past.

H-E-L-L-O-O-O???

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cliche response.