The new California testing methods are being done without even leaving your house! No hospital or office visit necessary! All you have to do is mail a sample of your stool to: Governor Gavin Newsom
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💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by GunToast
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This is genius.
As funny as this is, the DNA in my poo is mine!!!!
Send them dog poo.
I don't want them doxing my dog
That would be ruff..
Lizard shit is pretty nasty. I'll go a few days between cage cleanings.
Send him a full Pringles can today!
I don't know if I can stop halfway through to put the lid on, bull I'll try.
Are you the guy who uses a roll of toilet paper per day? Kek
Dude eats good fiber. Can't fault him for that
What? Are you 14?
perfect shit post
This I can get behind!
“ This I can get ( from my) behind. FTFY!
I see that comment meme as what a masochistic electrical cooling fan would say if that fan wanted to go down as the martyr fan of just heading straight in the line of the blast of shit coming at it and it's all nope you take it.
Other fans begin to thank that fan for showing all other fans the most that any fan could ever fuck a person's shit up, fucking flying shit Grenade like explosion over everything in the room...what a gutsy fan.
Name checks out lol
Belt fed, I hope.
Yes. Now shut the fuck up you stool head
Man no matter where you post... you just can’t catch a break. The only person I ever see downvoted in every thread... yup, same guy.
I identify as a 14 year old when reading about shitting on lefties
Quick Need zip code, Had Indian last night and am filling box now
Taco Bell for lunch here .. give me an hour and I'll match you.
95814 zipcode
Calling all lactose intolerant people do your part!
What, you ate Elizabeth Warren?
Www.shitsenders.com is about to have an IPO.
This is literally a shit post.
Came here to say this 😂
Ctrl+F did not disappoint. Bravo.
BEST POST EVER!!!!
Yes, there is.
But nobody's allowed to be arrested in CA since it might hurt their feelings.
Akshuallyyy I identify as the shitposter general. Take that post master!
Only if you’re an illegal!
Look fat, sending Corn-Poop
My turds are to good to be mailed off to a slimy used car salesman of a govener.
How dare you starve such a deserving person.
Nope he is a free range homeless and illegal turd consumer.
Just leave it on the sidewalk out front of his house like half the population of California does anyways.
They'll never be able to DNA test ALL the piles of shit outside of his house. He'll never get you!
Can I send mine to my senator, mitt Romney?
You don't need a flu test reason to send your shit to Mittens.
They have curb-side service too. Just step outside, drop a fat deuce, and maybe they'll get around to checking it for you in the near future.
Yes but if someone is already there before you, remain a respectful 6 feet away until they move on. We use our manners around here.
Yes, thank you! You're absolutely right. Shitting in the streets must be done in as orderly a fashion as possible. Preferably single file line, evenly spaced, with a wide enough berth between each deposit that, in the event of an emergency, there is enough room for someone to squeeze in, assume a full squat position, and shit between shats.
Only a sample? I'll send the whole thing.
Needs "shitpost" flair for great justice
Haha, the “shitpost” flair is SO meta!
There's already enough shit outside on the sidewalk of his office building block.
P.S. Funny, but Bigly illegal, pedes
In lieu of mailing your stool, San Francisco residents can provide GPS coordinates to whichever sidewalk their stool might currently reside on. Poop-patrols will be by to take samples remotely.
Or you can just leave it on the sidewalk
In San Francisco, they just collect the samples of the street! 😁
Kek.
😂😂😂 Well Played
🤣 I can't.
Literal shitposting!
Shitpost literally 😂😂😂
I am not sure this is true. I sent him some of my fucking turds a few days ago and have not received a response.
maybe I should send him some just to pile on
"Shitpost" = Literally - Bwahahahahaha !
damn, coffee launched, need paper towels unless they are gone from the shelves
Double blind - don't label the samples.
California just passed their 10 billionth law, AB10000000000, anyone yelling Corona in a crowded Trans theater will get the death penalty.
Should I put it in a ziplock or just stuff it into a bubble mailer?
I'm not even from Cali and I want to do that!
I bet his luxury Suite has toilet paper rolls to the ceiling. Send the poop. He has plenty of toilet paper
I got 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag ready for delivery
Awesome shit post pede.
Thank you!
OK, this is really fucking funny
well done OP
Lots of stool samples in San Francisco to pick from.
We really need to get the hacker known as 4chan to work their magic on this campaign.
But don't Californians normally leave their house to shit?
I'll be doing my part.
OP I'm late to the party, but I love your post! As an escapee from the Bay Area, I particularly find this hilarious.
What about samples off the streets of LA and SF?
Fucking A genius level shit here!
Poops to the OG poster!
I just mailed mine. Do you think they will test it if I am from Pennsylvania?
The most effective memes are the ones your enemies do for you.