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ChuckedBeef 65 points ago +65 / -0

He needs to be careful, they will send infected to his rallies to try and shake his hand with spit on their palms.

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MAGA_APN 24 points ago +25 / -1

Just checking peoples temperature is not a good way to screen because they can mask fever with medication.

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Sirbigusdickus 18 points ago +18 / -0

Those types usually wear masks anyways. Mainly to cover their pimply faces

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johnbillaby 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's kind of useless as people will carry the disease and give it to others for up to two weeks before there are any symptoms.

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OneTypoComment 7 points ago +7 / -0

reducing exposure is never useless. Why let visibly sick people in?

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johnbillaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are people more able to give it to others when they have a fever? Maybe it's less at that point after their 2 weeks of giving it to everyone.

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741aa 3 points ago +3 / -0

True - let's just have everyone do 20 pushups.

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adurbin 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare you! You lyin', dog faced pony soldier!

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Bluestorm83 23 points ago +23 / -0

"Corona Infected Soy-boy healed after shaking hands with Donald Trump! Later that week, found his girlfriend in bed with another man, and instead of begging to watch, proceeded to assault and beat the other man, tell the woman they were through, and feel Male Dignity for the first time in life!" MAGA Miracles can happen...

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DaLaohu 15 points ago +15 / -0

He's not going to have rallies during all this Corona-chan paranoia.

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Trump2044 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fuck this is something I didn't think of. They would 100% do it.

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here2red 9 points ago +9 / -0

when will that next rally be?

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stjdalen 17 points ago +17 / -0

25th but it's definitely going to be cancelled