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nachosamplerREBORN 61 points ago +61 / -0

Can you return your man if it overdosed on meth? Hope he got the rental man insurance.

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pastaroni 12 points ago +13 / -1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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MAGAngelo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excuse me xir, my unit is defective?

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lalicat 5 points ago +5 / -0

No refunds!

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DarkestMatt 5 points ago +6 / -1

Rental Man! Lisa needs braces... Rental Man! Lisa needs braces... Rental Man!

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

What an ear worm that dental plan line has been since I heard it decades ago...

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raspberrypill 23 points ago +23 / -0

Weiner too. Anyone else? Let’s get a running tally.

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NotJudging 4 points ago +4 / -0

Michael Avenatti, Awan brothers blackmailing all those Democrats into foreign collusion

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TD_Account2 38 points ago +38 / -0

It was strange that every article I read about it never mentioned his political affiliation. I immediately knew the answer.. but smh

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Jussdickinaround45 18 points ago +18 / -0

If anyone is ever known to be mid-far right they will mention it in the title or first paragraph. They Almost never mention political affiliation if it’s mid-far left.

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Johnqpublic72 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is so when legal researchers do Lexis Nexis searches they can point to the "overwhelming" number of conservatives that have "issues" vice the little to none of the same issues existing on the left!

Edit- added "legal" researchers. Fixed spelling on Lexis Nexis

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RedFoxOnFire 23 points ago +23 / -0

Honk Honk.

Fucking Clown World how the democrats can even think about running when they're all gay, meth addicted, pizza lovers.

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Labyrinth9000 16 points ago +16 / -0

Typical Democrat behavior, not surprised.

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NADSAQ 15 points ago +15 / -0

Saw that, guy’s got a bigger hog than Michelle 0.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nobody needs a weapon of ass destruction!

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astro_eng 14 points ago +14 / -0

What if I told you Dems are above the law?

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magnokor 14 points ago +14 / -0

Another Democrat gets a 2020 look: Andrew Gillum - POLITICO

Andrew Gillum is already getting 2020 election buzz - Vox

Democrat Andrew Gillum is set to address top Democratic Party donors gathered in Washington amid speculation he's considering a 2020 presidential bid.

Gillum was supposed to be like Trudeau and Obama, and was in every way, except for "winning" an election.

Florida Democrat Andrew Gillum meets with Obama amid 2020 speculation

Barack Obama stumps for Florida Democrats Andrew Gillum

Barack Obama endorses Andrew Gillum for governor

Barry would endorse Gillum, and Trudeau, but would not endorse Creepy Joe Biden?

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dixie_knormous 13 points ago +13 / -0

Alex Jones foretold in the scrolls. Who knew the chemicals in the water would be meth, and the frogs who were turned gay would be the dems. KeK

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IAmNotSuicidal 9 points ago +9 / -0

"He broke me"

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MAGANYficent 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does this mean Gillum won't be Biden's running mate? :-)

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ImWithHurrDurr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hello fellow pedes. I, like Gillum, am happily married with a beautiful wife and several children. However, I have a friend's wedding coming up and I'm a little nervous on how things work. I've never had gay sex, not used crystal meth, so I need some help. Should I do the meth first, then have the gay sex, or the other way around? Should I just do both at the same time? Thanks in advance for your advice.

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Qwertyhuio 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude I hated when he was my mayor, there’s been so much corruption... thankfully are politics shifted conservative in 2018

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DystopianDoubleThink 6 points ago +6 / -0

At the end of the article - He's sorry that he's been a distraction to "Our Movement". LOL!

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makemyday007 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need voter identification now. This was a close race, and it should never have been considering what a terrible job he did as mayor!

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wuhan_chan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can you imagine how fucked up that scene was if they actually called the cops and Gilllum waited for them to show?

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BigPanda71 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was so drunk/high that he couldn't talk. I doubt he even knew the cops were there until later when he was told about it.

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Sirbigusdickus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blood and feces... things that Make Democrats horny.

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lalicat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why are democrats always such degenerates?

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NorthDakotan 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Blood and feces.” Jeez guys. At least use some lube. It’s like $3 at CVS.

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zwiebelsaft 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need better taste in men than that escort smh

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cajun_robear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats are freaks - CONFIRMED (again).

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Toezy_Weezer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Florida dodges a bullet.

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Neoncoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somehow, this is the least surprising thing ever.

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ShavenHavenRaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well Jussie has a new career....

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FreeNow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democratic Gov Edwards once said "The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy." Gillum: Hold my meth.

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Pirate_Lafitte 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Honey, I didn't hire that guy to have sex with him! I was just doing research for a book I was planning on writing someday about human trafficking! We were all naked because it was hot in that room and we wanted to cool down, not because we were snorting crystal meth off each other's dicks!"

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Rodrigo 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is all over the MSM media - it was even on Yahoo News, which is usually protective of its Leftie pets. This will be difficult for Gillum to explain; especially since many in his African-American base are not fond of the Rainbow stuff....