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OutlawPurpleHairDye 108 points ago +108 / -0

Sadly the media has tested positive for Novel Trump Derangement Virus (TDV-20). This virus is extremely virulent and has spread rapidly throughout most media organizations. Please practice good hygiene, consume daily red pills, and avoid close contact with anyone displaying symptoms of TDV-20.

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NormaJeanRocks 32 points ago +32 / -0

First thing I do is come here in the morning to get my daily dose of red pills

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KAGAnoRINO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best thing for all Americans, a cup of ol 'Joe'killed his intern' and The Donald

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 28 points ago +28 / -0

Also limiting exposure to fake news like cnn helps too

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Kekception 25 points ago +25 / -0

Fuck. This is a scary disease than covid 19 any day. I’ve seen TDS in action. At least covid 19 doesn’t fucking hit people for wearing a red hat

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 15 points ago +15 / -0

Like with a bike lock?

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Kekception 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ouch

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deadBeefCafe2014 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sadly, it seems as if people who had TDV-19, TDV-18, TDV-17, and TDV-16 are at the most risk for infection.

I am expecting strains to continue to be discovered until 2024 and beyond.

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MElfers4473 6 points ago +6 / -0

Vote for the cure!

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BladderBeerPoopin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Implement the cure.

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BladderBeerPoopin 10 points ago +10 / -0

DCON is a certified cure....