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crazyfingers 22 points ago +22 / -0

I expect Bernie to pull his punches like a good sycophant.

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Lady_Stallion [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

I really hope he doesn't take it easy on him, but this is Bernie so my expectations are low.

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tinkesquire 20 points ago +20 / -0

I believe both will go after Trump for 2 hours. Bernie wont even try to hit Biden.

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Seventeen_70_sickkkk 13 points ago +13 / -0

In all the shit I made sure to buy so I wouldn't have to deal with the zombie hordes I fuckin forgot popcorn.

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Cavemantrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ

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zujar_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

we remembered :) that's a prepper staple matey!

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Azarak 11 points ago +11 / -0

Biden will be rested and stoked with Adderall. I can't believe his wife allows him to go through this charade, but obviously her ambition has no limits.

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Lady_Stallion [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

I don't think Adderall can help him at this point.

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UndercoverSpez 11 points ago +11 / -0

I personally cant wait. Bernie is going to wipe the floor with Biden. Then a few days later all the Bernie bros will realize that America likes dementia more than socialism.

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RU_joe_king 5 points ago +5 / -0

..."Bernie bros will realize that DEMOCRATS likes dementia more than socialism."

...fixed that for you

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Chief_Niggums 9 points ago +9 / -0

Two bumbling baffoons interrupting each other for the chance to let the 20 people watching how they can destroy the country more efficiently than the other candidate?......you son of a bitch, I'm in

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ButteryFumes 2 points ago +2 / -0

๐Ÿ˜‚

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k614 8 points ago +8 / -0

I still give this a 12% chance of happening. There are still hours to go for them to cancel.

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Due to Coronavirus fears, the two will not be face to face, but virtually debate. Opps, tech issues. Had to cancel.

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Prom3th3us 8 points ago +8 / -0

Iโ€™ll take Biden KO before round 3

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Prom3th3us 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought this too.

Now who would step up to be the dem nominee once Joe tragically falls ill?

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Lady_Stallion [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hill-dawg?

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bigchubby 4 points ago +4 / -0

By the end Bernie will be Bidenโ€™s running mate

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ChairmanMauMau 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope Razรถrfist livesnarks it on YT, that would make it most enjoyable.

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Survival_Patriot 4 points ago +5 / -1

Not well lol.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 4 points ago +5 / -1

Bernie will look like a genius because he's debating a guy who can't remember his name or where he is...

Then Bernie will still get his ass kicked by Biden in the primaries... and all hell will (continue to) bust loose on the dem side.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone thinks it will be action-packed like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfcZnShOA3s

fighting old men

But it will end up looking more like some scene from a Cocoon movie where they are really slow and tired and can barely move around.

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Bringbackthedon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shit I have to tune in for this cringe. What time? Going to google it now wooooo

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Cavemantrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘Ž

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

BERN +380 to catch wuhan Fluhan from a biden kiss on the lips.

BIDEN -220 to walk of the stage in the first 30 minutes.

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PlanetoftheFakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is forcing the both of them to be seated instead of standing. LOW ENERGY

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PacificElectric 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bernie is gunna mop the floor with Biden

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Rodger 1 point ago +1 / -0

These two old men are like warts on a hand.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think Biden will either find a way to back out or the DNC will heavily bias the event to shield Biden's mental infirmities. He has nothing to gain by debating Bernie. He's already positioned to win all of the next round of primary contests.

Deep down, I do hope Biden displays some of his cognitive decline just for the laughs.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know Iโ€™ll get shot here for this, but damn Iโ€™d love to see Tulsi on that stage. I know sheโ€™d go easy on Bernie, but it would be worth it to see her take out Biden with another Kamala-killshot.

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cajun_robear 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are honing their teleprompter skills as we speak.

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Ingrid_Cold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden will blurt out stupid shit. It will get Bernie fired up and he'll argue. Biden will forget what he's talking about and change subject and say more stupid shit. Rinse and repeat for 2 hours.