First a request to the magistrates of this website, perhaps it would be prudent to include a timer that will allow users to only post every 5 seconds. This will deter the lowliest of locusts.

To all other new and faithful disciples, I would like to lend my assurance that we will fend off these lecherous vandals and that we will never succumb to their assaults and sallies of dull slanders.

To the veteran apostles, thank you for keeping up the strength and for working effortlessly in ensuring the fulfillment of our mission.