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posted ago by Diotima ago by Diotima +196 / -0

If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are sanitized and my butt is super clean. Power still on, but for how long? Missing human interaction. I fear dark days ahead. News is all bad. Last few friends have leapt from buildings to their death, (or near death... most have single story homes so they are badly bruised). Basic necessities are gone though. NBA, NHL, NASCAR, NCAA, PGA, all gone. Basic Survival is a definite challenge. I vow to persevere to the end, I am a survivor! Please, if there is life out there, communicate!

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flabbyfanny1 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is serious. Let’s not laugh or joke about it. I am down to 290 bottles of hand sanitizer. When this ‘liquid of life’ runs out I’m going to hang myself with toilet paper rope I fashioned, but not before I shoot my wife, kids, and dogs with my AR-14.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 6 points ago +6 / -0

I maybe should have bought food instead of toilet paper, although I'm barely denting my hoard, having nothing to poop.

They're starting to look like cinnamon rolls with a buttload of icing. Pray for me.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 5 points ago +5 / -0

i feel for you. Seems like you need Disney+ in your life to run Frozen 2 over and over

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eddieblasphemy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I usually buy enough weed for 2 weeks. Now that im in quarantine and working from home im not sure i have enough for 2 days.

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grad16uc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry pede, WW3 wiped out almost everyone that still remained after the tax cuts. You might have to travel hundreds of feet before you run into another soul.

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TwoStar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hold Fast, pede

Kick Meme production into high gear. If you get bored, mine some salt, collect liberal tears.

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we_won_the_war_jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Net Neutrality killed me years ago. Sorry.

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CIANSAFBIhateUs 0 points ago +2 / -2

Me and mine are holding the line in the woods down South.....where guns and gardens are still legal. I won't pretend, fren....it's been tough watching all the ToiletPaperPeople fall dead to this virus. Sad. TP for days but not a bag of rice in sight. 😕

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Swampy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of rice...... just left my local store, and the smallest bag of rice was 5lb. Smdh