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No_Fun_Allowed 102 points ago +102 / -0

A lot of these "big shots" probably have a lot of contact with foreign (Chinese) officials.

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alpha_omega 62 points ago +62 / -0

More like undercover spies and saboteurs!

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No_Fun_Allowed 45 points ago +45 / -0

I mean, it is rather redundant to call them spies and saboteurs. Just "Chinese officials" will suffice.

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DebunkTheLeft 16 points ago +16 / -0

Maybe it's from the same DC hookers they all use?

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MAGA_mantis 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lolol

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madagent 62 points ago +63 / -1

They are all rich people in contact with other rich friends who can afford to go overseas. The virus is affecting that group of friends first it seems. Or they are diplomats affecting people who work with diplomats.

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NYRepublican72 53 points ago +53 / -0

Bingo. The unhuddled masses can not afford to go on that Italian ski vacation.

That plus, the powerful have better access to getting a test taken.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably caught it from his side piece.

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Qualityproduct 28 points ago +28 / -0

I had wondered how statistically this occurred. They said Trump met with 3 people. How'd that happen? I saw a fascinating wishful thinking post saying those people like Hanks and others are really being arrested, and opted to die instead. If only. But I do find it odd who's getting it.

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Staatssicherheit 19 points ago +19 / -0

How many people does Trump meet on a daily basis? Probably orders of magnitude higher than the average America.

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Qualityproduct 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm not gonna argue against, but you'd think with so few cases in the states that either A: he wouldn't have come close to any or B: that they'd have strict screening on who meets with him.

I'm just observing and wondering ,not suggesting or speculating.

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frombeyondthegates 2 points ago +3 / -1

I have been reading this too. Sounds like a weird conspiracy type thing though.

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learntocode 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's the spirit. Say, wanna buy a TP square?

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fat50 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the correct answer - even if it is wrong - it is still correct.

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Althebartender 13 points ago +27 / -14

A few people in my hometown were infected, and family working at a hospital have personally witnessed 30 additional cases.

It is serious, and people think they are getting better and suddenly they're on a ventilator. I don't like how most of this sub thinks its some big hoax, it's not. People are actually dying.

It does have the ability to get worse, and we should keep our eyes on it. Do I think it's worse then the annual flu right now? No. But it definitely has the potential to be.

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Kolob 6 points ago +6 / -0

OP said not worse than the flu right now, not that it would never be. There is nuance there

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Althebartender 1 point ago +4 / -3

I'm talking about specifically in America. Its serious in other countries, there's more than 300+ deaths a day in Italy right now. I think right now, its like the flu, but as things develop we could see many changes.

flu's kill people sure, but the pneumonia which is easily caused by this virus is the concern.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 1 point ago +2 / -1

Pandemic doesn't have the definition you think:

An epidemic that has spread across a large region, for instance multiple continents, or worldwide.

This epidemic has escalated beyond a few localized regions, especially in Europe.

Seasonal influenza is usually not considered a pandemic unless the outbreak originates from a new strain of animal-to-human transmission, and humans have limited or no immunity.

However, COVID-19 is not an influenza virus. It's in a different classification:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense_(molecular_biology)#RNA_sense_in_viruses

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papaguns 10 points ago +10 / -0

of course it's serious. look, we KNOW it's bad. it's a weaponized version of the cold and it's killed a few thousand people. the only reason that it's more frightening than the flu is that we don't have a vaccine for it yet. why? because it's a constructed virus.

does it have the potential to be worse than the flu? nah. I don't think so. the flu has killed around 40,000 people in the usa, this season alone. the corona virus? not even 100 so far and it's in 49 states.

chances are, you've already had it and passed it off as the flu or a bad cold.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

And we HAVE a vaccine for the flu and that many people still die of the flu...hmm

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murkdollasign 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dude this strain was literally just discovered less than 3 months ago on the other side of the planet. It takes a little bit to spread across the globe.

Also, the flu has a mortality rate of 0.1%

Covid is 10 times that.

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Thrasymachus -1 points ago +1 / -2

You claim he's pulling shit from his ass but proceed to immediately insist that real metrics are actually wildly different from estimates based on data collected for weeks from multiple examined outbreaks, on the basis of "I promise". That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 47 points ago +47 / -0

Thank you for bringing us this very important news. I haven't been able to sleep wondering if Adam Schiff's impeachment lawyer Daniel Goldman was okay.

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flashersenpai 9 points ago +9 / -0

WHERE'S JA???

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

SOMEONE FIND ME JA RULE

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I NEED TO MAKE SENSE OF ALL THIS!

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cuckslasher 4 points ago +5 / -1

oy vey!

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death-by-government 1 point ago +2 / -1

The real news is that he got it from Andrew Gillum in a meth fueled homosexual orgy

The Adam Schiff camp is testing out the idea of fucking black dudes without murdering them, seems like it's backfiring

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alpha_omega 28 points ago +28 / -0

Karma, but I hope he gets better soon! Contracting the Chinese virus is what happens when you meet with Chinese spies to plot a take down of GEOTUS.

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Helmerj 12 points ago +12 / -0

Over a hot bowl of bat bisque.

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alpha_omega 6 points ago +6 / -0

All-you-can-eat communal hotpot style.

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Omgwtfbbq 10 points ago +11 / -1

Diane Feinstein should be careful.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her Chicom Coronadriver needs to pick up extra TP for this week.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

CORONADRIVER <<<---- KEKed and checked. This is fucking awesome

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alpha_omega 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of course he deserved it. Without great adversity, how can there be great achievement? I doubt GEOTUS wanted his life to be on "easy mode". If he did, he would have stuck to his previous career, celebrity billionaire playboy businessman!

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Scooby 18 points ago +19 / -1

There are WAAAAAYY too many celebrities and public officials who have "contracted" the virus. Laws of average have to apply. So does Occam's Razor. Walmart hasn't had a shipment of TP for weeks but the local store has this shit (TP) on pallets. Walmart is in on the hysteria by not restocking and purporting that people are panic buying. (They are, though... because of this.) The moral of the story is stop buying Chinese shit. Buy local. I stopped buying Starbucks beans when they cucked out. I have no problem losing Chinese cheap shit for quality American stuff. It's past time to become self sufficient. Buy American.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 15 points ago +15 / -0

I never want to wish ill on anyone. But if God wants them in hell who I am to stop him/her/xir

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kirovri 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honestly I couldn't care less about some lawyer from the Impeachment trial. That shit is in the past and irrelevant.

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Staatssicherheit 9 points ago +9 / -0

@danielsgoldman

Let’s be very clear: unless you have pneumonia and traveled to one of 5 high-risk countries recently, you can NOT get a #COVID19 test in New York City. If you, like me, have a fever and a headache (but tested negative for the flu), you are unable to rule out #COVID19. Shameful.

Fuck this little piece of shit.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone associated with failed impeachment wackjob Adam Schitt should be immediately discredited and shamed.

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nocucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who begins a sentence with "Let's be clear" or some version of it deserves to die. It sounded terrible when Obama said it every other sentence and these fucksticks that think imitating him makes them sound smart are even more unbearable.

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Clsballer23 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought your statement was an overreaction at first, but it’s not.

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Staatssicherheit 12 points ago +12 / -0

@danielsgoldman

Let’s be very clear: unless you have pneumonia and traveled to one of 5 high-risk countries recently, you can NOT get a #COVID19 test in New York City. If you, like me, have a fever and a headache (but tested negative for the flu), you are unable to rule out #COVID19. Shameful.

Fuck this little politicizing piece of shit.

https://twitter.com/danielsgoldman/status/1237861269358571520

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

The test is irrelevant. If you have pneumonia, they treat you for pneumonia.

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sustainable_saltmine 10 points ago +10 / -0

oh no, another one person with corona 🙄. the sky is falling, whatever shall we do?

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Sea_Still 6 points ago +6 / -0

Buy 87 rolls of TP, 4 hotpockets and a yoo hoo

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

First of all..what a JOKE that he thought his test results would come back as fast as Tom Hanks. You dont rank, buddy. Hollyweird always takes precedence. Secondly. ...yes a travel ban will not help you get tested faster, but it WILL help us plebs from getting exposed to potential cases. Typical leftist. They only care about themselves. Go do some math with schiff and a Male prostitute, scumbag. Spez: meth

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Marshall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Another arrogant snob complaining that he couldn't get a test a couple of days ago because they are rationing the test to only those most likely to have contracted COVID-19. Yet he advocates and is proud of serving those who would offer health care to all which ALWAYS leads to far more rationing everywhere it's been tried.

HYPOCRITE!

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Elanea32 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he ran around exposing countless other people when he was so sure he had it that he traveled to another state for a test. No staying home for him, no sir. He had a Right To Know.

Self-centered and self-righteous. Perfect job qualifications for a lawyer for the coup.

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Staatssicherheit 7 points ago +10 / -3

I would never wish death upon another human being. I hope he dies.

edit: I joke. He's youngish. He'll be fine. The people he works for on the other hand....

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Marshall 4 points ago +4 / -0

All socialists should flee to Venezuela for Medical care for all.

But they won't because they aren't ignorant, they're EVIL.

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Ncjeff 7 points ago +7 / -0

To be contrary to other threads I have been reading on other sites about GEOTUS possibly contracting it, I hope this guy has a speedy recovery.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is already over it. He's just a whiney, finger pointing bitch. Does anyone think this would be going better with the Bag Lady as President? She would be in the Caribbean right now on an extended goodwill mission.

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

How accurate are these damn tests?

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Barbs 6 points ago +7 / -1

They’re not sure. They keep testing positive on people who are asymptomatic, but that’s either the test is a false positive, or this virus can be spread by people who are completely unaware they have it, and have no symptoms. I hope it’s the former, because the latter is going to make it so much harder to control.

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Marshall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Last I heard, there is a 30% false positive rate. But that's not nearly as scary as the 30% false negative rate.

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Warren_Puffitt 7 points ago +7 / -0

I make this upvote with a weird feeling.

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rethek 12 points ago +12 / -0

an upvote doesn't mean you like it, it means, "other people should see this"

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Effing moron. This is the mentality elite schools turn out. It's his own fault for not staying at home.

And, even without tests, the treatment is the same for any other flu. They treat the symptoms you have. There is no special treatment!

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DisgustedByMisleadia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sometimes, the effects of (good and bad) karma are delayed.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree. Trump Curse gets to you in its own time.

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Hayride 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Goldman thinks it was "an honor and a privilege" to work with Schiff, he's got bigger problems than WuFlu.

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Psilocybik 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goldman.

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lyintedscrews 3 points ago +3 / -0

Add molesting little kids to the list of known transmission methods.

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SiBear117 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awwwww...

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EagleGSU 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awww man that really sucks

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reverse pokeman

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freefolk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gillum was right. Meth protects from the coranovirus. Millions of homeless in California. Not one case. Not one death. Meanwhile, Tom Hanks and his wife catch it. We poor peasants are immune. Double immunity for heavy drug use and unprotected gay sex.

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2DutchBus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gay Meth sex probably....

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DeplorableLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh. Let’s definitely give him the placebo.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good, now give it to Schiff.

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daty_dato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was he the third man with Gilliam?

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GernBlanston1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope he makes a full recovery cough, cough....

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enoughdakka 1 point ago +3 / -2

How dare yew

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papaguns 2 points ago +2 / -0

how apropos

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FailSayf 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about Soros? Does he or Rothschilds have it yet?

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Ghostphaez [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soros is a lizard person - he doesn't get human viruses.

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thakiddd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump broke me

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baggerts 1 point ago +1 / -0

So this guy, who is feeling kind of sick, goes to an overcrowded ER and gets a battery of tests? Then when he is worried about COVID 19 he drives himself early in the morning to another site? People keep telling him to quarantine himself - but no. He has to jump into a crowd. Then he whines because the testing infrastructure is backed up. I wonder why?

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Deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1

More like he got a test and no problems

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good.

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KarlHungus53 1 point ago +1 / -0

When this is all said and done, we're going to find out that had to do some really depraved shit to contract this thing.

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Fenrir24 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump curse stepping up the game. But he will probably be fine. Fingers crossed. Not looking for a body count. But still. Woo lad!

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victoryisusa 1 point ago +1 / -0

I call BS.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree. Same with Tom Hanks.

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Ramasun 1 point ago +3 / -2

WU FLU

MAKE IT STICK!

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Nrdrsr 1 point ago +1 / -0

My condolences to his family

May he recover to see Trump 2020

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

You touch too much Chinese money and all of a sudden ...

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americathegr888 1 point ago +1 / -0

Allowing people like Goldman and Schiff into the country was the worst mistake ever made.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is anyone surprised considering the company they keep?

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PizzaphilePodesta 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh man that suuuuucks