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alpha_omega 28 points ago +28 / -0

Karma, but I hope he gets better soon! Contracting the Chinese virus is what happens when you meet with Chinese spies to plot a take down of GEOTUS.

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Helmerj 12 points ago +12 / -0

Over a hot bowl of bat bisque.

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alpha_omega 6 points ago +6 / -0

All-you-can-eat communal hotpot style.

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Omgwtfbbq 10 points ago +11 / -1

Diane Feinstein should be careful.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her Chicom Coronadriver needs to pick up extra TP for this week.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

CORONADRIVER <<<---- KEKed and checked. This is fucking awesome

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alpha_omega 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of course he deserved it. Without great adversity, how can there be great achievement? I doubt GEOTUS wanted his life to be on "easy mode". If he did, he would have stuck to his previous career, celebrity billionaire playboy businessman!

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