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kono_hito_wa 172 points ago +173 / -1

"THESE PEOPLE AREN'T QUARANTINING!"

Drives strangers around in their car.

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Dudemanfoo 99 points ago +99 / -0

Sobbing like a bitch.

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Mavdick96 49 points ago +49 / -0

I'm being employeed and making money! It's fucking horrible. 😭

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 24 points ago +24 / -0

LOL - you nailed it right there... like this dude is immune but the rest of us aren't. Can't even process his tweet.

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COnDEMnED 84 points ago +85 / -1

Aren’t....wouldn’t.... you be the guilty accomplice? You also aren’t quarantining?

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Wess-mantooth 33 points ago +33 / -0

they're the delivery system, and they are so so sad

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myredditnameisfake 29 points ago +32 / -3

Op is the only person on 8 planets that can screenshot without logging in

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kono_hito_wa 7 points ago +8 / -1

You mean like this?

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where do l redeem my planet?

https://i.maga.host/nFmDLze.jpg

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MAGAmillionairess [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

What you mean

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myredditnameisfake 17 points ago +20 / -3

Umm Nothing. I really meant 9 Planets. Fuck Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Pluto is a real Planet you SOB!

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stonetear 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have to open the Twat links in incognito (Goolag, I know) to be able to view.

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Bigus_Dickus 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should go into the IT security field...

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kono_hito_wa 1 point ago +2 / -1

He could easily get some VIPs as clients.

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MAGAForeverF 2 points ago +2 / -0

VERY vip

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GWNorthman 17 points ago +18 / -1

I'll just keep driving around and picking up people until they learn their lesson!!

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Count_Dyscalculia 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's like a Drug Dealer sobbing about the death and destruction of lives drugs cause.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

oooh yeah. You should do a meme spoof of his twatter account and post something like that:

"I'm a drug dealer in an anonymous city. Today I dropped off four packs of cocaine, two of fentanyl, and one meth. These people keep using and they're not even conscious when they pay me. I pulled over and sobbed!"

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Count_Dyscalculia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Write it like Rorschach diary entries from The Watchmen.

Now if I only knew how to make a new account after getting banned. I'm out of phone numbers.

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Kyro5411 12 points ago +13 / -1

Uber should fire him for using their trademark name to incite panic.

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JohnCocktoasten 10 points ago +10 / -0

There you go, widdle snowflake. You just have yourself a good cry. And don't forget to post about it on social media.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Socialist media*

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starsabove 9 points ago +9 / -0

Locally, doesn't seem to be any decrease in vehicle traffic or foot travel in local retail, excluding grocery stores. Local Best Buy had the same amount of people that they normally do, although they did have hand sanitizer bottles by the checkout lanes and by various display. Total Wine had a lot more traffic though, lotta people buy liquor.

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ace4545 0 points ago +1 / -1

St. Patrick's day might be the cause of that too though

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 8 points ago +8 / -0

Total democrat bitch

Maybe he can pay more in taxes that will help

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

New Law - If you voted Demoncrat you have to pay 2x your normal taxes, you are quarantined for 2 months, your guns will all be confiscated so you don't harm yourself, and in order to come back out into polite society you have to ditch the manbun and birkenstocks. Those are sooooooo last century.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do not pass go and do not collect $200!

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redpillfreeyourmind 8 points ago +9 / -1

For gods sake, take your tampon out.

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ThomasGiferson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. Funny.

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MrSnappy 7 points ago +7 / -0

sounds like this person, who makes their living by having to be in contact with people is suffering from burnout. I have a friend in NYC who teaches middle school, and she takes the subway to work. She can't walk away and is in the front lines. It's got to be hell for people who work in service jobs and who aren't wealthy

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ChairmanMauMau 8 points ago +8 / -0

I work in a factory, going back tonight after a week-long (non-virus related) layoff. I can't wait!

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MrSnappy 1 point ago +3 / -2

LOL....ever the comedian, you retired from that factory years ago

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farangbak 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yet he is out working.

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Satellite 6 points ago +7 / -1

What weak puppies that are amongst us. Eat healthy, be hygienic, believe in something and love your family. There I've just extended your life by 20 years.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

We all met up and went dancing Saturday night like we always do. We did it during H1N1, we did it during rainstorms and blistering summer heat. We know how to wash our hands, brush our teeth, and pay attention to our health. We aren't ALL supposed to be self-quarantining. Only if/when you feel sick. For gawd's sakes every single one of us is harboring viruses and colds and germs. The human body is made up of thousands of little non-human parts. This EmoUber - or UberEmo dude needs to chill out. If you're sobbing over this, sweetie, get help.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ok notok notboomernotok okboomer.

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Ex-libtard 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol

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clueless_expert 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trying to keep their BAC above 60% to kill Wuhan Virus!

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Jasongraham503 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftists make me sicker than Coronavirus.

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trump_2020_kek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Panic has reached critical mass... which means most normies will freak out just because others are, and the morons on social media will search to feed on their virtual signal points with bullshit.

Thankfully, the freak out will hopefully die down in 2-3 weeks after testing shows a spike in cases and a sharp drop in legality, but we'll be suck with the virtual signaling cucks until late summer withe something else to signal about comes along.

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Teddy_Schmoozevelt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds exactly like someone I know.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a great time to get out and meet someone! Do you know how many babies were made after 9/11? A bunch o kiddos!

And we will need strong family structures with 3 kids minimum and wholesome religious communities helping each other out with a bunch of freedom and conservative values to get us through this! (Because big scale government and listening to the tv isnt going to help shit)

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Beyond_Insemination 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its like i was posting on a different thread. You can mandate a cut capacity in a restaurant by half but who is gonna enforce it? The employer doesnt want to, employee doesnt want to, and customer doesnt want to

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jiujiujiu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has to be satire! Lol!

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Slick_Willys_Willy 1 point ago +3 / -2

Guys this virus IS NOT a joke. The rate of spread can overwhelm our medical system. I have communicated with several doctors who are dealing with this. My wife works in the hospital .

This thing is very real. Self isolation is a must. Exponential growth is a MASSIVE PROBLEM.

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lastcubestanding 2 points ago +2 / -0

the hyper reaction is the joke. in a country of 340MIllion, where 70000 people die every year from the seasonal flu. but then sixty old people die from this and the country shuts down? some fuckery is up. 60 out of 340 000 000 is statistically insignificant. so unless you have some insider info youre not telling us, then go back to reddit, concern troll

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ProCannonFodder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alternate Headline: Uber driver infects passengers

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BeauBidenBrainTumor -5 points ago +5 / -10

That said, I don't think a bunch of infected club trash is any loss to anyone.

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JediMasterPepe 9 points ago +10 / -1

My theory: Jealous cause he doesnt have game.

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McCarthyite 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree, this comment sounds jealous. He is beta-raging against people who are able to have fun at clubs.