The President announced they were partnering with Google to create a screening website during the press conference on Friday, and a reporter asked a question afterward that basically stated “according to Google, they don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
However, rather than make the President look bad, it made Google look bad, so Google clarified, via a series of frantic tweets, that they were indeed creating a website for the Feds, and explained how it would be rolled out in the coming days.
It was actually hilarious, because the President was announcing how all these titans of retail and tech were stepping up to help America, but the reporter made Google look like a petty little bitch. Only an emergency PR blitz saved face.
The tweet series printout was what the President dropped.
Ok thank you. I actually saw that headline, probably on r/worldnews or some other shit-hole sub, saying the news “surprised everyone, including Google”. Im sure they will post the retraction and it will get as much attention as the fake news post. /s
Yea reddit was pushing that big time. I had a blast linking to the press release where the google CEO himself had to come out and say yes we have employees working on this.
It was fun because the google CEO is a liberal cuck, so you know it seriously hurt him having to come out and say "Trump was right"
So we can get tested for this online? If I dont even have to leave my house to get tested then that would be great. Is this some kind of captcha that determines if you have wuflu?
No, you answer a questionnaire, and if symptoms and your vulnerability (health-wise) line up, they can direct you to an drive-thru site near you to get tested.
This was outlined in Friday's conference, and the website isn't there yet, because they hope to get real-time directions to you, i.e. "go to the walmart on 3rd, at 2PM" to minimize wait times and personnel workloads.
The President announced they were partnering with Google to create a screening website during the press conference on Friday, and a reporter asked a question afterward that basically stated “according to Google, they don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
However, rather than make the President look bad, it made Google look bad, so Google clarified, via a series of frantic tweets, that they were indeed creating a website for the Feds, and explained how it would be rolled out in the coming days.
It was actually hilarious, because the President was announcing how all these titans of retail and tech were stepping up to help America, but the reporter made Google look like a petty little bitch. Only an emergency PR blitz saved face.
The tweet series printout was what the President dropped.
Ok thank you. I actually saw that headline, probably on r/worldnews or some other shit-hole sub, saying the news “surprised everyone, including Google”. Im sure they will post the retraction and it will get as much attention as the fake news post. /s
Yea reddit was pushing that big time. I had a blast linking to the press release where the google CEO himself had to come out and say yes we have employees working on this.
It was fun because the google CEO is a liberal cuck, so you know it seriously hurt him having to come out and say "Trump was right"
Some stupid cunt. FTFY
What reporter/rag?
So we can get tested for this online? If I dont even have to leave my house to get tested then that would be great. Is this some kind of captcha that determines if you have wuflu?
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No, you answer a questionnaire, and if symptoms and your vulnerability (health-wise) line up, they can direct you to an drive-thru site near you to get tested.
This was outlined in Friday's conference, and the website isn't there yet, because they hope to get real-time directions to you, i.e. "go to the walmart on 3rd, at 2PM" to minimize wait times and personnel workloads.