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Fabius 16 points ago +23 / -7

Make sure to panic.

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741aa 26 points ago +28 / -2

Massive amounts of toilet paper in your home is supposed to help matters.

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clueless_expert 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m going to hold it until this all passes!

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JamesSunderland 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hear warm weather will promote the bowel movements.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

waffle stomping intensifies

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centexawesome 9 points ago +9 / -0

You can't just have a house full of it. You have to completely wrap your house in it.

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emjayt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only if you have the hand sanitizer to go with it...

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shaming anyone who dares step foot in public also important.