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Mother_of_gains 25 points ago +27 / -2

Lol. Americans have a pretty fucking short attention span and even shorter patience.

I give it a week before husbands and wives stuck with each other just say "fuck it, if rather take my chances with the virus or the national guard shooting us than be stuck in here with you."

Prediction - rising anger levels

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or the ones that love each other will be busy making babies.

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publix_deli 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife just started her period. What a wonderful time to be stuck at home together!

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm all for baby making, but if they're panicking over their future finances and everything else, there might not be as much of that...

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Aquamine-Amarine 6 points ago +6 / -0

I heard on the radio this morning that couples in China that were quarantined together got so annoyed with each other that they want to divorce.

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Barbieblonde 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Chad's out there are going to be exhausted soon, with all the single hotties hitting them up on Tinder. I got mine early and have him chained to the foot of my bed. Only down side is that now I have to feed and bathe him, luckily clothes aren't necessary. /s

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741aa 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should quarantine 3 or 4 couples together in the same house, install cameras, and maybe film a TV show. Tired of your own husband? ......

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Niip 3 points ago +3 / -0

Boogaloo 2: The Boogaflu