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readysetgo 6 points ago +6 / -0

no need to look the market is closed..

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rooftoptendie 1 point ago +2 / -1

hahahahah NOBODY wanted to look today! I can see Buffet and Powell and Sprecher in a conference call with a bunch of CEO's...

"Uh... Okay so..."

"Ahem, ah, yes well, I uh... there is a... uh... we should think about ah..."

(someone on conference call coughs)

"WELP. That's it, guess we should just shut er down and play xbox for the day, what say guys."

"Actually that's what I was about to suggest as well, Jay. Sounds good. Let's pull the plug on it. Anybody needs me, you can fuck off til Thursday. Call my secretary."