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This is still Murica! (kekpe.pe) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by CornPop_was_bad_dude ago by CornPop_was_bad_dude +3178 / -0
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– 741aa 86 points ago +86 / -0

I'm going to go check the vegan toilet paper aisle. Maybe I'll get lucky.

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– HeavyVetting 76 points ago +76 / -0

Organic free-range gluten-free vegan vegetarian halal sustainable fair-trade artisan hand-crafted bath tissue, $20 per roll.

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– commies0ride0free 43 points ago +44 / -1

How do I get the government to pay for it??

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– inspir3dgenius 45 points ago +46 / -1
  1. Go to Mexico
  2. Renounce Citizenship
  3. ???
  4. Savings
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– Cue_Cumber 11 points ago +11 / -0

OMG! Underpants gnome! Is that you?

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– rooftoptendie 20 points ago +21 / -1

BUT IS IT GMO?

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– HeavyVetting 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oh shit, we've got to stop the genetically modified toilet paper!

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– Cue_Cumber 9 points ago +9 / -0

Know how you can tell it's GMO TP? Rodents won't use it for nesting material.

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– deleted 11 points ago +12 / -1
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– Crackcrank 9 points ago +9 / -0

Brah, I know you are joking but I've placed quite a few dollar bills in some very unsanitary places. For reasons. And tits.

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– TheNeighborhoodTroll 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahahahaha I cracked up when I read “halal”

God I love this place

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– BladderBeerPoopin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Slightly used.

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– One_Man_Militia 8 points ago +9 / -1

Go figure Elizabeth Warren is still trying to make a quick buck off this manufactured crisis... https://youtu.be/fskqbryScc0

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– BladderBeerPoopin 2 points ago +3 / -1

I sure as hell will. Let those prices drop some moar! It's going to be a very profitable year.

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– Seadgs 3 points ago +3 / -0

This stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRlBtabKRFM

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– farbenreichwulf 2 points ago +2 / -0

ok, that took me about 3 takes to figure out wtf i was watching. Then I checked the date

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– BIDENSACPADDICT 1 point ago +1 / -0

It grows on trees outside.

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– ravonaf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I prefer to wipe my ass with 100% beef baloney.

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