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GGJanitor 215 points ago +217 / -2

Every fucking one of them watches Steven Colbert, he started the Charmin freak out with his so called "funny" fake news show

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 161 points ago +161 / -0

Colbert is such a cuck. Even my grandma who is liberal leaning thinks he's an asshole.

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Spezdrinksassjuice 59 points ago +59 / -0

What the fuck is up with his ear?

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john_smokin 34 points ago +34 / -0

probably ate it while spirit cooking.

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Ricky_CIA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Because they don't keep any stock "in the back room", it's all kept at distribution centers because it takes up so much space compared to how much it's worth versus other more profitable items.

So when people buy a little more than normal the shelves look picked over. Then other people see that and decide to "stock up just in cae", then the shelves are almost bare and people freak the fuck out.

Meanwhile there are cubic acres of asswipe sitting in regional warehouses that will get shipped out to stores as needed. It's the result of efficient just in time inventory practices mixed with media hysteria and crowdthink.

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residue69 12 points ago +12 / -0

Toilet paper, paper towels and diapers take up so much space that their delivery has to be de-prioritized when other staples are out of stock. One of my local stores turned down a truck full of TP so they could get a full truckload of food instead.

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thisisatestof2 1 point ago +1 / -0

About the only time it end up in the back is if they built a end cap or other display for a sale and when the sale ends what won't fit on the shelf ends up in back.

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45fan 7 points ago +7 / -0

'A' is a threat. Also 'A'.

Yes.

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VetforTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

His boy friend pulls it while colbert goes down on him.

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classicrocker883 4 points ago +4 / -0

had cancer when he was younger, it was behind that ear and partly removed it

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Just_A_Guy_KAG 18 points ago +18 / -0

You know you've hit a new low when even liberals think you're trash

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always thought Letterman was a douche. I can't even imagine stomaching Colbert.

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Imransgarage 60 points ago +60 / -0

I swear the TP part of this was a manufactured crisis. Wouldn’t put it past that asshole Colbert.

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Isolated_Patriot 54 points ago +54 / -0

Shock testing.

They wanted to see how much power they still had over the American people.

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themightykekfish 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is my thought too

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ed_shaw 16 points ago +16 / -0

That is how they measure their success as broadcasters.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +6 / -1

I blame Mr. Whipple.

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1st_Covfefe 10 points ago +10 / -0

I blame that stupid bear cartoon with an obscenely claen heiny.

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ShartMaster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mr. Whipple was a harbinger of times to come. When he proclaimed, "Don't squeeze the Charmin.", it was a clarion call to all who were listening. He was really saying, "Don't hoard shit tickets in a pandemic or other emergency situation."

Mr. Whipple was a prophet.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indeed he was.

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MAGA_APN 0 points ago +1 / -1

Shares in TP companies

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

shit tickets is the last thing anyone needs . . .

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Wuzizname 13 points ago +14 / -1

That's the second time I've heard TP referred to as shit tickets. Where was I when people started using this term?

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Cyer6 2 points ago +3 / -1

And most object descriptions begin with the word "shit<insert here>.

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RedditPurgeRefugee 2 points ago +2 / -0

^ military

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

i'm old and have used that term for many many years

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Imransgarage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heard Joe railing on about conspiracy theorists recently seriously WTF have some self-awareness you fucking fat headed stoner.

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Spezdrinksassjuice 104 points ago +105 / -1

So they closed down the restaurants and bars to "keep people away from each other"....and now this....great job government, what other brilliant plans do you have in store us?

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JudicialDredd 86 points ago +87 / -1

Unintentionally (Intentionally) crash the economy and create their desired socialist (communist) utopia.

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OfficerNasty 34 points ago +34 / -0

"Stores are running out of products! Hehe Blumpth and capitalism BTFO'd! Time for communism!!"

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Spezdrinksassjuice 20 points ago +21 / -1

"ThE StOrE ShElVeS LoOk LiKe WhAt ThE ZDuMpHTaRdS SaY SoCiAliSm WoUld LoOk LiKe HurRRr DuRRR DuRRR tHeY aRe SuCh iNbrEd MoRoNs! CaPitAliSm iS WhAts KilLiNg Us!"

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lf11 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's fascism, not socialism.

Combine the "best" of both socialism and communism. That's the socioeconomic foundation of fascism.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Hey this communism stuff isn't working!"

(pokes you with bayonet) "QUIET YOU! TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!"

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Jmpmncw 8 points ago +10 / -2

Except the only reason this is possible is because price gouging is illegal when it would prevent selfish people from hoarding based on first come first serve.

Read basic ecomonics and realize the government ruins everything it touches.

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jsnforce 5 points ago +5 / -0

"You're right. Now everybody gets the same amount: Nothing."

"But that guy has ten!"

"Oh, he's a politician. He gets what he wants, and if I play along he'll give me some too. So fuck off peasant."

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T-Bear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome to socialism! This is exactly what the shelves will look like (and worse) after socialism takes hold!

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dandalf12 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't mean this literally but I sort of don't want to live in a world comprised of so many sheep. I also don't want to live with people so vindictive that they are giddy over the collapse of the economy. They are so bitter they love the chaos that is happening now, just because it makes Trump look bad. I don't know how you other pedes come to peace with the fact that our media and large portion of our country is sick.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been trying to spread awareness of this since 1990.

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DinosaurAlert 6 points ago +7 / -1

My key thoughts.

-I think wuhan flu is a real problem.

-it isn't irrational to want to do extra shopping when you're told your kids or yourself might be at home for weeks. People do similar before a snowstorm.

-The markets are reacting to the reality of a situation where large sections of the economy are on hold.

THAT SAID

-Media is responsible for panic buying. Running out of bread is normal. Toilet paper is panic buying.

-Fuck the media and democrats for trying to make this a political issue.

-Fuck governors and mayors and Congress for letting politics effect public health.

-Double Fuck on the media,since their early bullshit around the virus makes people disregard them entirely. Chicken little.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no reason to grind everything to a halt when there's an established and known drug that both prevents infection and cures those that are severely infected.

Government should stabilize the price and get a supply of chloroquine to every man woman and child in the US, send everybody back to work and stop the panic.

We'd be fine.

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Spezdrinksassjuice 3 points ago +3 / -0

So when do we take it back?

We have the guns. We have the manpower. When do we boogaloo?

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

From all points simultaneously. We drain the swamp, sweep the DoJ, see that the Constitution is followed.

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CantStumpTheTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Chinese invaders wont come with gas masks, they will come with their little paper medical masks (that they only have become accustomed to wear because their country is so shit to begin with).

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

No don't wait. Martial law is in effect in many places, 2A is revoked in many places. OWG is easy to install. 2 payments over 8 weeks establishes communism. OWG can decide who works where and run everything.

Don't cooperate ...

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StunLikeAnAntelope 53 points ago +53 / -0

My immediate thought when reading about mandatory restaurant closures was why would you restrict access to food when shelves are already empty, and why would you force people to bottleneck when your goal is to keep them apart?

Government logic at its finest.

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SpezIsXisAssPuppet 30 points ago +30 / -0

Also, waste food since the restaurants already have food in inventory they now won't be able to sell.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm ordering out a lot this week. It's not that I'm worried about running out of food, but I want to help local business since I have the luxury of doing so; and also let my non-perishables last a bit longer as a side benefit.

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INK10 8 points ago +8 / -0

I live in a NE liberal state. Might go out tonight after 8pm to see what happens.

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Slick_Willy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bought my stuff 4-6 weeks ago, was called dumb.

Am not dumb at all.

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Puppies4Lovies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same...thanks to Tim Pool. So glad I did. Got everything we needed for about a month...more if we really had to. Hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol and TP, too! Not so nuts now, is it?

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cuckslasher 12 points ago +12 / -0

my post office had closed half the day because muh virus

then there were twice as many people waiting in line in the evening

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 11 points ago +11 / -0

It wouldn't surprise me if they lowered gas prices to spread it more.

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publ1us 9 points ago +9 / -0

This pede econs.

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

$1.70 near me. This shit is insane.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be $1.50 based on price of crude oil.

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 60 points ago +60 / -0

People are just fucking stupid at this point and I don't feel bad for you if you hoard toilet paper and run into stores like packed sardines, then wonder why you have WuFlu.

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FaggotySpez 25 points ago +27 / -2

Please take this more seriously. The Kung Flu is no joking matter

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RedTeamGo 16 points ago +17 / -1

Yellow fever

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the__rev 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wu-Ping Cough

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MAGAnic316 10 points ago +10 / -0

All your Costco are belong to us 🇨🇳

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Jugglenuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now I'm wondering if you and your wit inadvertently caused this toilet paper shit storm.

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ncmarc 14 points ago +14 / -0

i bought all my supplies a month ago when all this started. i feel bad for those who don't prepare and think the government will help them, they won't.

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xiao_maga_part2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Same. I planned ahead when I knew this had a chance to happen and seeing China weld people shut in their homes.

I didn’t hoard though, I got necessary supplies to last for awhile. Not sure what I would do with an attic full of toilet paper.

Edit: grammar

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Texas-Centipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was one video where they were welding a bar across an apartment complex main door.

edit: Oh, here's a compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtpki8fBQVs

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DisgustedByMisleadia 9 points ago +10 / -1

So did we, because we anticipated the panic.

We are replenishing what we want by ordering online and picking it up. But, we really won't need anything for at least a month.

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publ1us 18 points ago +18 / -0

They've memed it into reality.

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Vegans4Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm just waiting for all these retards to finally be done and all stocked up. Then I can hopefully go grocery shopping like a normal person.

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JudicialDredd 40 points ago +40 / -0

Better close all the restaurants to prevent people from..........oh, wait, shit.

This just infuriates me. Food stocks are low already. So the answer is to fucking close all restaurants and make places like mcds drive thru only. Lol yeah OK.

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Spezdrinksassjuice 18 points ago +19 / -1

Just happened in MI today. Only 50 stupid cases of the stuff. It's insane.

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WhoElse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truly

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Bigtex15 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've heard a lot of restaurants are able to do take out or delivery only. But the headline will only say "closed"

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El_Magarino 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'd go buy that vegan food before I'd stand in this line.

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trauncher 12 points ago +13 / -1

food? that might be a bit generous. :-)

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BeefyBelisarius 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well everything else you might use as TP is sold out....

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shiggityx2 2 points ago +2 / -0

TIL vegetables, fruits, grains, and beans aren't food.

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Vegans4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm genuinely wondering if this is gonna start some new food trends from people having to buy the weird or expensive fancy food they don't normally get, then realize it's amazing.

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Muffinman 24 points ago +24 / -0

If you have Sam's card, download the Sam's app and use Scan and Go.

Let's you scan items as you take them off the shelf and pay through the app. You then can just walk out the store.

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ScottButNotBaio 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's fucking awesome

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malooch 24 points ago +24 / -0

you mean wuhan virus from WUHAN CHINA?

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spezisacuckold 8 points ago +8 / -0

The WUHAN, CHINA virus. You know, the WUHAN, CHINA virus those communist Chinese dog eaters created. The WUHAN, CHINA coronavirus that started in Winnie the Pooh's country under his watch. One could call it the WuFlu (short for WUHAN, CHINA Flu). Or even the KungFlu (because it originated in WUHAN, CHINA). Yes, that WUHAN, CHINA virus.

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Sea_Still 23 points ago +24 / -1

Does anyone here personally know someone who has the virus?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

nope!

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Sea_Still 9 points ago +9 / -0

Me either and I'll bet we never do

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cuckslasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

virgin wu virus VS chad immune system

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ShalomRPh 13 points ago +13 / -0

My brother might.

He's been under voluntary quarantine since last Tuesday; he was at that wedding in New Rochelle. He went to his neighborhood clinic then, they did a chest x-ray and said he was clear, but any test for the WuFlu they could do would have a 2-week turnaround time, by when even if he had it now, he wouldn't any more.

Last night he called me that he's got 101.3℉ temperature, what should he do? I told him to call his doctor, and he says his doctor is out of the country and is having trouble getting a flight back... my sister-in-law called a friend who's an RN and she said he should basically stay at home.

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krzyzowiec 11 points ago +11 / -0

Drink water, rest, eat healthy like yogurt/fruits (extra vitamin C). The high temperature is actually a good thing, as that's your body's way of fighting the virus. Unless you are experiencing severe problems like shortness of breath, there is very little a hospital can do. It's up to your body to fight it off.

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Canadiapede7 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should treat it like a normal flu unless he has a really hard time breathing or is feeling faint.

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ShalomRPh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Basically what she said: don't go to the hospital unless you can't breathe.

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Sea_Still 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure they do

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Kronos 19 points ago +19 / -0

Close down restaurants to prevent crowds to cause crowds at grocery stores. Peak liberal thinking.

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Sea_Still 15 points ago +15 / -0

They closed the Schools here in upstate NY for a month but they are serving lunch every day from 10 until 1. Makes no sense at all

Edit: they say 1 conformed case 3 counties away from here

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spezisacuckold 4 points ago +4 / -0

All that does is funnel EVERYBODY into one location from 10 to 1... /facepalm

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Sea_Still 1 point ago +1 / -0

My kid hates school food anyway, we won't be going

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dakkath 19 points ago +19 / -0

where the fuck is that?

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MythArcana 34 points ago +34 / -0

Every CostCo in America right now.

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RiverFenix 10 points ago +10 / -0

Canada too

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xiao_maga_part2 5 points ago +5 / -0

And supermarket, I went to Safeway at lunch to get a couple things I needed and quickly walked out when lines were to the back of the store. Went to the dollar store instead and it was no busier than usual.

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AtariArtist 19 points ago +21 / -2

For regular stores : Going a couple hours before close (if you still need essentials) helps not only insure 6 feet of separation - but you'll find restocking going on.

I went out for a couple of non essentials 2 days ago, and found at most 2 people per aisle who weren't employees.

Checkout was only 2 deep although I could have used the robots.

Fuck Costco tho. That place is a disaster area.

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pede-o-saurus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pro tip: every major store of this type lets you order online.If you've never done it, well, it's probably time to start, to avoid this situation. And they'll just stock your order from the supplies in back while the zombies surround the empty TP shelf.

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myswedishfriend 1 point ago +2 / -1

Grocery pick up at most places is 1-2 days out and by that time, the things you order are out of stock.

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pede-o-saurus 1 point ago +2 / -1

As they refill, they're going to be processing orders from incoming supplies to fill online orders over putting things out on the shelves for the vultures. You want to be in the online queue.

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PyroSphere 12 points ago +13 / -1

If you catch it at a big box like this you can check-out then really check-out. There are scores of spores in stores.

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CalorieCapOfficial1 12 points ago +13 / -1

Why isn't Costco shutting down due to possible spreading of the virus?? Hmmmmm o yeah cuz its just a flu and they are capitalizing off of it. Good for them IMO

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EricCiaremella -15 points ago +8 / -23

It's not just a flu. It has a 6 day doubling rate and causes viral pneumonia that can't be treated with antibiotics. Flu numbers are in the tens of thousands and that's with vaccines, immunity built up, and no exponential spread.

Do you really think Trump would declare a national emergency and close the borders, trigger the sell off in the markets, and do a prime time oval office speech if we're just the flu.

You must think Trump is a still. I thought this site was pro-Trump?

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Irish_Wolfhound 9 points ago +10 / -1

I remember when SARS which had a doubling rate of 16 eliminated all life on earth as we know it.

Or wait was that in another timeline?

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CalorieCapOfficial1 2 points ago +2 / -0

you got any TP i can buy

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NocturnalPatrol 11 points ago +11 / -0

RIGHT???

"Everything fun has been canceled for the next two months, but GO NUTS AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE."

FUCK YOU!!!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeality!

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm glad all the state driver license offices are still open. Every time I go in that filthy dump crammed in like a sardine I worry I'm going to catch some horrid disease.

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texascpa 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, I was just reading Malaysia's lockdown rules. Gatherings, churches (even at homes), schools, restaurants and all other business are to be closed. Post offices, grocery stores, banks, pharmacies, will remain open. You know places where large lines form.

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Criss_P_Bacon 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s funny how only blue liberal states are the ones that are having mandatory statewide shutdowns of bars and restaurants. Almost as if this is all planned.

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

I noticed that too.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

indeed Winpede . . .

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CaptainChrisPBacon 10 points ago +11 / -1

My Dr. and was talking about this today. He said it is called Mass Hysteria.He said you should by all means do things to protect yourself. He said he recalls in 2009 with the H1N1....it was no panic. He said people are being brainwashed into thinking the world is ending tomorrow. Fyi he is a liberal. We always kid each other. He use to call Trump a Russian spy and I would call Hillary a side of beef..we laugh and went on about our day.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

just like REAL adults . . .

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GernBlanston1 9 points ago +11 / -2

This and air travel.

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Hillarysudders 9 points ago +9 / -0

The stupidity is overwhelming. My area they’re close gyms, restaurants, bars, and movie theaters etc. at 8. So, yeah have everybody start rushing and cramming to these places so they can make it before 8! Totally doing wtf you don’t want people to do, which is being in big groups!! Fucking RETARDS!!!

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krzyzowiec 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's very predictable.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

i teach at a gym . . . it wAS QUIET AS FUCK last night . . . only 2 students and it was heaven

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magabirdlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well finally they all have the 2 packages per family rule. Should have been that way from the beginning.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

i never thought in my lifetime that shit tickets would be so valuable . . . what's next . . . scalping?

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Cyer6 3 points ago +4 / -1

Some of those early shit ticket hoarders were probably thinking that. Selling a pack of shit tickets for $150 or more if they could get away with it.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

pretty funny that people are scalping it

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

You got that right...WTH.

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Wuzizname 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honestly they don't care if people get it - the media must know the 24 hour scare reports are going to cause this kind of mass panic. I guarantee the corona craze will end once the markets have all crashed and a economic mess is created for the Dems to take advantage of once they roll ol' Joe out onto the world stage.

I bet the next step will be to shut all the banks down, which will cause a cash run and then everything will be nice and fucked.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sniffy is gonna get RUINED by Our Donald

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Grocery stores here are closing at night to try to restock the shelves.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

i have always shopped when there are less people

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texascpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Churches were closed. That's the irony.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

church was closed here

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Martymcfly90 6 points ago +6 / -0

People have to chill man. Especially everyone buying enough toilet paper for 5 years. Acting like they are about to get uncontrollable diarrhea.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i just called a breakfast place and they are closed

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semblanceofsanity 6 points ago +6 / -0

But please, tell me about the customs lines and the crowds at bars and restaurants.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

i don't like flying anyway . . . but the airports are an Extra Clusterfuck right now . . .

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Nadlers_Belt 6 points ago +6 / -0

The best way is to eat bat soup from your local chinese “wet market” with a nearby biowarfare lab.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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Tellman125 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing more batshit than eating actual bats is eating actual batshit. And they probably do that too. They drink coffee made from catshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbhqxnbaaWU

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LikeAWombatScorned 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahahaha

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Trumptastic88 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is what nightmares are made of

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Granny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could it be a lot of false assurances and virtue signaling? Hard to take it seriously, when schools are closed, but senior centers are still open. Go figure!!!

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HiGloss 5 points ago +5 / -0

Costco....it's too crazy for me even on a normal day.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

agreed Winpede

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jsnforce 5 points ago +5 / -0

God fucking damnit I hate these people. I work retail. Manage a meat market at a small city in Oklahoma. My shelves are bare. My backroom is empty. The warehouses are struggling to keep up. When I have product, people are buying it faster than I can make it.

I had a transfer from another store, and people were almost snatching it from my hand as I put it out. Gone within minutes and no sign of slowing down.

At this point, if it isn't the apocalypse I'm gonna be pissed.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's not the Apocalypse

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jsnforce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well then I am pissed.

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It's amazing isn't it? It shows how ignorant people are today.

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AnchorFrog01 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought there was no audience for D debate last night, wtf, thanks for posting!

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NonyaDB 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has New York turned into The Division yet? No? Meh. Call me when it does.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

hello Germanpede, my Grand Mutti lived there for 2 World Wars and Mein Mutter through 1 . . . i learned how to stockpile early . . .

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NeoPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Germany is shutting down everything but the necessities. They waited until today to install a travel ban.

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maga_2020 4 points ago +5 / -1

Honest question, how are you supposed to get supplies if you don’t go to the store? I don’t think any of us anticipated being under mandatory quarantine so very few actually stocked up beforehand.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i have been stocked for years . . .

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago +2 / -1

You should always be prepared. People have been saying that for years. You should always keep enough food on hand for at least a month. And keep Bottle water. We do that and have done it for years. But then again we live on the coast and get hit with hurricanes. Hopefully this will teach people to keep supplies on hand.

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maga_2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

A month seems excessive. I’ve always shopped a week at a time and it’s worked well. This type of thing doesn’t happen often so it’s shocking a lot of people.

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123breadman 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is Costco in California everyday.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

true . . .

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +5 / -1

Iran San Fran Nan said we should adopt the Eastern culture of bowing to each other vs shaking hands. China Bows to each other they do not shake hands and they are over run with The Kung Fu Chinamen Flu

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

San Fran Nan!

LMFAO!

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I vote we Vulcan Salute one another. if we gotta act like we're not westerners may as well be Vulcans.

Seriously tho, if people would just wash their hands and ffs keep hands off of faces it'd go a long way towards preventing a lot of different infections.

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try4gain 4 points ago +4 / -0

the average person is so stupid it's unreal.

praying for a giant meteor

not every life is that important!

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Airvh 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is one of those few times I count myself lucky I live in Washington on the opposite side of the water from Seattle.

Things like this aren't happening here, I went to Walmart this evening and there was like 1/10th the normal amount of people there and plenty of food. There was less than normal but I got everything I needed and didn't NOT find what I was looking for.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

nice !

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Bramage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuckin' ASSHOLES, every last of them.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

yup

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poet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats why I was in walmart at 2 am just to get some fuckin chili mix

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahahaha

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Said that last week when I was at Costco. Stooped. I bought food as my house water is good and I can wash my ass with a cloth and 5 percent chlorine bleach solution.