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Thenew23rd 71 points ago +72 / -1

This is the week I'd like to be a gun salesman. They are keeping straight faces on the outside but laughing on the inside.

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DonnieRamesJio 65 points ago +65 / -0

"...mostly from California"

::Double facepalm::

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LostViking1985 49 points ago +50 / -1

That 10 day wait to actually pick up your firearm is going to be so fun to see them react to.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 23 points ago +23 / -0

That and the fact that they can only buy one per month.

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Leenaraven 18 points ago +18 / -0

And they are no longer able to have a “high capacity magazine”

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, there was kind of a hiccup in that due to "freedom week " last year, lol.

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American-Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that already law for long guns?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, for all guns. Only one purchase allowed every 30 days. When I lived there I missed out on some great deals because I could only buy one. California sucks.

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American-Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually I looked it up. Currently, if not repealed, the 1 gun every 30 days doesn't take effect until July of 2021. Handguns have been limited to 1 every 30 days for years now.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

I must have been mistaken then regarding long guns, although I distinctly remember being told at a gun shop there years ago that it was one a month for rifles as well. Regardless, I’m glad to be out of that shithole.

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remark 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ohhh, ten days? But I'm angry now!

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BuckMontrose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Classic Homer Simpson. 👍

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 30 points ago +31 / -1

My wife just got back from visiting her Democrat sister in California, who was lamenting all the people there lining up to buy guns and ammo. "Why do they need guns and bullets? It's very disconcerting."

These people are going to be so surprised when the shit really hits the fan.

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superalienhyphy 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are so many examples in recent history of natural disasters and civil unrest that would necessitate defending one's self. Only the most privileged of the most privileged people cannot fathom the possibility of having to do so. Its mind boggling.

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The_Him 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are the gun owners (if they can figure out how to get one) who will kill people needlessly.

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TheNakedAmbassador 61 points ago +61 / -0

This might actually be the dumbest Obama quote:

"It is easier for a teenager to buy a Glock than to get his hands on a computer or even a book."

What the actual fuck.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 31 points ago +31 / -0

That's true in Chicago! There ARE no books or computers in the inner city!

In Regular America however we provide books AND computers AND Glocks when old enough!

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Major_Nutt 16 points ago +17 / -1

And shit like this is exactly the reason big city politicians are so out of touch.

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ChokingOnARedpill 7 points ago +7 / -0

I still can't believe those images of Detroit from some years back where they raided the libraries, dismantled the shelves to sell, and left the books in piles on the floor.

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HumanSomewhere 12 points ago +12 / -0

I grew up in the poorest county of the poorest state (MS) and in 1996 we had a very decent school library and some access to computers, even though they were kind of a newish thing at the time.

Obama has always been a liar.

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

holy shit, did he say that? Imagine telling people its harder to get a book than a federally regulated firearm and also being POTUS

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BamaMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

BBJ got considered for another Nobel over it.

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NocturnalPatrol 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is the quote of somebody who is either too stupid to function in society, or lying through their teeth.

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VoterIDMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll let you figure out which

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flaming_death 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get both.

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GodKingHarambe 50 points ago +50 / -0

But i was all ready to PayPal for my fully-automatic AR-14 assault machine gun with 100 round magazine clip

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sounds nice. I would really like one to go with my 20ga shotgun.

I'm Jo-Pedo, and I approved this message.

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OneOfMany_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

C’mon, man!

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gimme a break, man!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fire two blasts outside the house.

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Eightmoreyears 35 points ago +35 / -0

It’s okay, they just need to go take advantage of those gun show loopholes! 😂

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1in1024th 12 points ago +12 / -0

Did you ever read the article where the left journalist tries to use the gun show loophole and fails the background check because of his domestic abuse criminal record?

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krzyzowiec 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh it’s a good one. The reporter was extra salty.

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nachosamplerREBORN 20 points ago +20 / -0

LOL Amazon is all out of handguns!!! And I’m a Prime member!

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OfficerNasty 9 points ago +9 / -0

I bet half of them thought they could buy guns from Amazon.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll bet half bought airsoft and assumed it was a real gun.

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nachosamplerREBORN 5 points ago +5 / -0

No guns but there is some decent gear - blow guns, crossbows, some decent bows...for sure in the Apocalypse I want the AR-14 with 100 missile attachment, but if you can’t get that, there are some options.

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Accurate and fun - even the low quality ones. Less a learning curve than a bow for accurate - most have a site or scope.

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DonnieRamesJio 1 point ago +1 / -0

The cheap $30 Cobra pistol will show a good inch and a quarter out the back of a pineapple at 7 yards. Those aluminum bolts break at anything less than a square hit tho

  • Letters and range
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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

For apocalypse purposes I prefer the AK in almost every regard except ammo availability. Then again i'm just a russian bot so what do I know.

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cbskip 18 points ago +19 / -1

Karma?

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123breadman 32 points ago +32 / -0

The left has made it a pain the ass to buy a gun, that now they can't buy them even if they wanted too.

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patriotmaga 15 points ago +15 / -0

Karma is these idiots not realizing two simple facts.

  1. If we outlaw guns, bad guys will still get guns. Just like they get weed to sell, and cocaine, and methamphetamine, and heroin. And guns with the serial number removed.

  2. Bad guys hate armed citizens. The fact Mr. Lefty doesn't have a gun is largely mitigated by the fact the baddies know that MANY of our neighbors DO have guns. Untill you're brazenly stupid enogh to put a "gun free zone" on your front door, the baddies don't know if you have a gun, and three huge defense dogs. Or if you have no gun and a Chihuahua.

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Chick-fill-eh 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's herd immunity, like a vaccine (they really don't like that analogy).

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MagaYeti 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's brillant

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IncredibleMrE1 18 points ago +18 / -0

TOP. KEK.

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Grady_Wilson 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is some great karma in action.

These idiot Dems have been believing their commie leaders for so long they no longer believe any truths.

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OGRapHat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Waiting period? But I need muh gun now! Learning the hard way.

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Dudemanfoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Panicked leftists cause problems...

Panicked leftists with guns cause mass murders...

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OfficerNasty 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good thing too. They'd probably end up shooting someone because they're fucking unglued all the time.

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Paul_Revere 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have another shock for these snowflakes: None of the guns will leap down from their shelves and start killing people on their own.

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

Leftists: No one needs guns, the government will protect us.

Also leftists: Uh oh, the government isn't doing a good job, where can I get guns?

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blah 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s for the best. Last thing we need are retarded propaganda believing leftists killing eachother over toilet paper.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 4 points ago +5 / -1

Uh... I think that's the first thing we need.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have that Ruger revolver, very nice!

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Kolob 2 points ago +2 / -0

LCR? That is my EDC. I could not believe how smooth the trigger pull was and how little kick. Mine takes +P and is good for hiking as it can take out anything. The simplicity of a revolver is wonderful, but it imprints and I want a semi auto at some point. I am pretty small so it is harder to hide on my body.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't have the LCR, the beauty next to it. BUT I like the looks of the LCR and I threw it on my wish list. I have always loved revolvers, the design is just perfect

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Major_Nutt 2 points ago +3 / -1

Learning to quickdraw a wheel-gun should be a standard skill. Not to mention it makes you look badass when you can nail 6 beer bottles in just a few seconds.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 1 point ago +1 / -0

I must admit, my proficiency isnt as high as id like.. I could maybe only get 3 bottles. Gotta hit the range soon

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Womp Womp

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SimplePede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Farsworth:

"Oh my No!"

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DeadMenSmellToenails 2 points ago +2 / -0

In LA, my buddy wants to buy and gun and asked me how, told him it was easy....except for the 10 day waiting period.

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Flahusky 2 points ago +2 / -0

This made my day

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BamaMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Satan sacrificing his Pawns.

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ShampocalypseWOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

And thank God for that. Nothing more dangerous than a leftist with a gun.

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123breadman 20 points ago +21 / -1

The leftists are pro 2A in the sense they want only law enforcement to have them.

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poop 30 points ago +31 / -1

marxists aren't pro-2a, they are pro-arming themselves to kill people who are pro-2a.

marxists don't give a shit about the constitution, that's literally their whole deal.

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unicornpoop 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well hello there.

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TheNakedAmbassador 7 points ago +7 / -0

NOW KISS

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poop 1 point ago +1 / -0

may your days be blessed with clean, healthy, no-wipe dooks.

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Highball 10 points ago +10 / -0

You're drinking some Kool-Aid.

spez: fixed your to you're

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dotlanon 8 points ago +8 / -0

I literally have no idea what a neo marxist is, but there's one definitive difference you didn't mention.

You say that the "libertarian left" is trying to make a government that does blah blah instead of other blah blah. Thing is, most on the Right (US scale, not Euro) want less government, regardless of the government goals. And Libertarians really want less government, much less.

We have all these terms, and all these political scales, and at some point none of them are going to mean anything. But collectivism and individualism are pretty different things. And neither extreme is the best way to be.

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patriotmaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutism is the ignorant man's house.

Like most things, degree matters, and it seems the best choice is usually something that isn't all or nothing.

I cringe when folks eat up 100% of their chosen political party's belief system, because that person has not reached many conclusions on their own. That's lazy, and puts too much power in the pockets of all politicians. It gives politicians less motivation to do right by their constituents, and by their country.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

To say it's the same goal is absurd. There's no such thing as individual rights in a Marxist framework of group rights and group grievance.

And working men are on the same side? Why would they be? Because they are all economically relatively the same? You are drinking the kool aid.