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RiverFenix 80 points ago +80 / -0

This one is pretty fuckin' Rare.

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classicrocker883 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm seeing it now. I can save it. so it's value it's going down by the second the longer u stare

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Shwoogin 63 points ago +64 / -1

My neighbor just got back in town after a month away. Their fridge was obviously empty and they happened to have no TP. Gave em a couple rolls and had them over for dinner, slow cooker alfredo chicken! All is well in my neighborhood.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 10 points ago +11 / -1

Hope the hell they did not leave the Country!

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FLIBS 12 points ago +12 / -0

They were touring Italy...

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ShiffsDeadHooker 13 points ago +13 / -0

After a short trips to China and Iran. Should be fine.

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NonyaDB 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course they're fine...
[racks shotgun]
...or at least they will be soon.

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope you hugged and kissed them hello. No elbow greeting for a real friend.

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PM_Me_Cute_Raccoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the spirit. Nothing more reassuring than a reliable neighbor in times of panic and crisis.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 41 points ago +42 / -1

this is how Pepe rolls

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh it's abso-fucking-lutley real. I read those damn emails...

"“Hi John, The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems pizza-related.) Is it yorus [sic]? They can send it if you want. I know you’re busy, so feel free not to respond if it’s not yours or you don’t want it.”

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TenFeetHigher 6 points ago +6 / -0

PS. Don't forget the Walnut sauce.

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Bknic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy hell what the fuck did I watch.

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arebee 0 points ago +1 / -1

holy fucking shit. spread this far and wide

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HanAssholeSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two rolls!

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cuckslasher 15 points ago +15 / -0

pepe belongs to everyone

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hilboggins 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only form of socialism I approve of.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 15 points ago +16 / -1

Oh they may laugh now...but the blowback is going to be epic. All this does is prove Donald Trump right. Closed Borders and a wall is a must. And whne the time comes Trump will haunt the shit out of democrats for putting our country at risk. So let them laugh. We get the last laugh.

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TenFeetHigher 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got paid my 2019 bonus last Friday. I put it all into BRK/B this morning following the opening bell drop.

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Crimson_Identity 1 point ago +1 / -0

CV panic boned my raises for this year...

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HistoryInvestigator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well they are the party of hate and depression without solutions, they are a death cult, which is why they love abortion, letting murderers go free, slavery/racism, white genocide, etc.

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satan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pertinent and rare.

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HanAssholeSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

WA governor closes schools, but wants them to provide daycare. So most kids still going to school, just not mandatory and no learning allowed.

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humblehonkpillfarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It makes no fucking sense. My wife works at the Washington school our son attends. She's now out of work, he's out of school, but they're trying to find ways to do daycare. She of course wouldn't be working and all the kids would be congregating still, but not learning. Wtf?

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dried meats as TP

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ronburgandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure would be a shame if people started disregarding hunting seasons to put a dent in the astronomically overcrowded deer population and feed themselves in the process...

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_RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cinco de Mayo is gonna suck this year.

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish the mods on this dom would allow a subreddit type ecosystem. Frenworld on this place would be so wholesome

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AmericaTheGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully in time we will

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 3 points ago +3 / -0

I miss the Honkler subreddit too :(.

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Doggos [M] 1 point ago +2 / -1 FL

Someone already owns the domain

Wonder who

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yoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need sub wins.

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672-EVIL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please bring the Trump babes sub we had on Reddit on here.

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_RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now I know my dad was fooling around.

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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AmericaTheGreat 7 points ago +7 / -0

A friend of mine brought a 6 pack of toilet paper to my house when we were hanging out. What a guy!

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need a twerking video where rolls of TP attached to her body are making it rain TP sheets.

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LightBeacons 6 points ago +6 / -0

excellent! LOL!

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smilieface 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need a frenworld .win. I miss it.

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DArtist51 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks, I needed the laugh! Took me a minute, tho...

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Maynard7 4 points ago +4 / -0

Europe: At least no one thinks we are racist

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CaptainChrisPBacon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Holy Mother Of God....A super Duper Very Rare Pepe!

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zhalias 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare you use the word "fren" you fucking racist! Also, make sure you don't use the "Ok" symbol or basically anything else unless approved by your leftist masters. And be sure to keep up to date on all the racist hate symbols and "dogwhistles" because something that was fine last week is a symbol of oppression and bigotry this week.

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can steals? Out of TP.

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Brendancs0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love you friends

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Supplies will even out soon when people run out of room. TP is bulky.

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have 4 rolls of TP left and 1 pack of wet wipes. I last bought a massive pack at Costco over a year ago, and it's now proving to be the greatest investment of my life. Still haven't seen a single pack of toilet paper on a store shelf for over 2 weeks.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fren, can you spare a square?

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Knight_Swolaire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahoy fren there is a new world for us

https://www.trp.red/feed/t/frenlyworld

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177PairsOfLegs 1 point ago +1 / -0

TP Pepe!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kate Brown just shut down Oregon so we are looking out for our friends here by ordering takeout from their bars and restaurants.

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Greg-2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it just me or is the whole "frens" thing kind of corny? I prefer Pedes.

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Kwixak -2 points ago +4 / -6

The virus can infect people from day one and sometimes remains asymptomatic for more than three weeks, and if you are exposed you have 83% chances of contracting the disease.

A lot of people are going to catch this airborne disease. With a 20% hospitalization rate, you don't want to mess with that thing.

If the hospital are overrun this is not anymore a 4% mortality rate (e.g. Italy has a case fatality rate exceeding 7%) those who can't have a medical treatment die, not only from this disease but also for other diseases that can't be treated if this situation arises.

Stay safe, don't spread the virus, stay at home.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 7 points ago +10 / -3

This shit has been since at least Jan. We have had 50 deaths. Stop Panicking.

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just a question. The people asking questions are not asking to prove themselves right.

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Kwixak 0 points ago +2 / -2

I was talking about the attack rate, you're correct this number was from an early study with a low headcount I checked and thank god it's not as high as the initial number from the lancet with a low headcount ( https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)30154-9/fulltext )

still it's ranging from 20 to 70% according to most studies

18.9% on the diamond princess

35-70 https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/coronavirus-could-infect-35-to-70-per-cent-of-canadian-population-experts-say

35% https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)30462-1/fulltext the influenza has an attack rate of 5 – 10% https://www.who.int/biologicals/vaccines/influenza/en/

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HanAssholeSolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it’s a 20% hospitalization rate, why is anyone who tests positive told to just stay home for 2 weeks?

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Kwixak -1 points ago +1 / -2

I've seen it somewhere else at the beginning of the epidemic, I found that

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETPbWQuWsAMQ5C1?format=jpg&name=orig

so it's serious but they don't have enough beds https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/10/simple-math-alarming-answers-covid-19/

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PromiseImNotASpook 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s not airborne.

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only mechanism to make it airborne is through toilet flushing it seems. The virus was only detected in aerosols in the Wuhan hospital patient washrooms.

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the whole world should be plated in copper.

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