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Wife asked if I found any Toilet Paper-
posted ago by jerryriggs1 ago by jerryriggs1 +27 / -0

I told her, "Yes, I'm on a roll".

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– Greenetarpaulin 3 points ago +3 / -0

You must be a dad.

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– jerryriggs1 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

😁👍

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– _RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wife asked if I found any toilet paper.
I told her, "Yes, I'm on a roll."
She said, "Don't quit your day marriage."

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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– jerryriggs1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get no respect...

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– LoneStarWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a tear-able joke.

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– jerryriggs1 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was Charmin'

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