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fingerofkek 178 points ago +178 / -0

The internet reroutes around censorship.

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deleted 75 points ago +75 / -0
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TehAgent 17 points ago +17 / -0

How weird is that?

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jaaardstyck 15 points ago +15 / -0

He killed me with a sword!

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thelastlast 6 points ago +6 / -0

hard to get to??

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DeepWinter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does that seem right to you?

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RealRedneck 16 points ago +16 / -0

Now I'm imagining Mel Brooks as Mal. Thanks

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jaaardstyck 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now I'm thinking what the world would be like if there were an entire Spaceballs-esque Firefly parody series. Housefly.

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RealRedneck 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll be in my bunk.

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Rigel2112 51 points ago +51 / -0

The more you tighten your grip, Reddit, the more shit posts will slip through your fingers.

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Choppermagic 4 points ago +4 / -0

me too finally. I upvoted everything to try and get it

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DrBJTester 46 points ago +46 / -0

The Internet detects censorship as damage and reroutes around it. - Some old guy on /.

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Barbs 27 points ago +28 / -1

Greybeards unite! I always thought Reddit would have been so much better with Slashdot’s voting system and meta moderation. Accountability for those doing the voting was such a novel concept.

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RealUltimatePower 8 points ago +8 / -0

Old Slashdotters of the world unite!

How low is your UID?

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SpeedyPrius1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like a Roomba around the dining room chair legs...

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COnDEMnED 102 points ago +102 / -0

Doesn’t 4chan look at us as their gimped stepbrother with Down syndrome? Are you proud of us yet 4chan?

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rooftoptendie 71 points ago +71 / -0

i thought it was retarded cousin. And no, they will never be proud of us until we have accomplished Feats of Greatness. Like HWNDU, or significant digs. We have a lot of good people on here now, but we have a bit of an autist shortage at the moment. I'm sure it wont last.

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leakmouth 74 points ago +74 / -0 (edited)

Funniest hoax they ever perpetrated is the ok sign actually being a secret white power symbol. The retards at SPLC have now literally officially declared the ok sign a fucking symbol of hate

While I know most of their humor is tongue in cheek, some of it’s too anti-semitic for me

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Long_time_lurker 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's like Judo, when they use your own movements against you. Trump doesn't work by trying to stop the left with force, he encourages them to take everything too far and trip over their own feet. Most people simply don't want to be involved with the left's melt-down and so they lose people fast. He didn't try to stop the media from lying, he pushed their buttons to make them do it more blatantly. He baited them endlessly with false openings, forcing them to constantly reverse course and argue against what they just said.

They have grand plans, but little flexibility. Trump constantly flipped the table on them and won the scramble while they were still trying to plan. He lets them think he's a fool so they underestimate him and see him as a bull in a china shop. They're not wrong, in a way, because it's true that he makes everything into a huge mess, but he's doing it on their turf, so they're the ones left in shambles and we're all sitting here laughing our asses off at them.

That said, we should probably do more to preserve our history. Google has a way of memory holing everything and searching for memes from even last month gets hard, even with less-cucked search engines.

There's a lot of good info that's gone buried again, like Colin Powell writing to Hillary about how to use her crackberry and get away with it. Or the shenanigans she was trying to pull with her faithless electors. Yes, they gave Colin Powell one on the hopes that he could somehow become a 'compromise' candidate if they could somehow split the votes. It all failed because Trump won by such a huge margin, but none of those things were accidents, every one was them pulling out all the stops to find some crazy trick to win. There are enough shenanigans possible in the edge cases of the rules that we can't put it past them in the future.

If they get in power, expect them to expand the courts or impeach some of the judges or whatever to try to reverse Trump's reforms. I'm sure they've also been trying to feed cuckservatives in disguise as nominees the whole time as well. Time will tell who is real or not.

Oh, and Roberts? I suspect he plays moderate so they can always talk about "balancing" the court without the public realizing how far tilted it was already. The Democrats may be on the losing end for now, but they have lots of dirty tricks left to play.

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope he does the same thing with the virus.

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PM_Me_Cute_Raccoons 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup. It's important to take the parts that work while still pursuing truth to tamp down on what would otherwise reduce to "lawl holohoax amirite" over time.

And don't worry u/rooftoptendie, I'm still in the lab, doing my part to get this weaponized 'tism onto the field where it's needed most.

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +7 / -2

love u man, no homo. good to hear

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Tulkas71 4 points ago +4 / -0

did we ever know for sure the the piss doc originated from 4chan?

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Two_Scoops__ 27 points ago +27 / -0

Some of our best digs was during the WikiLeaks and spirit cooking shit in October 2016

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rooftoptendie 18 points ago +18 / -0

I know, we did good. It still wasn't enough for them. Sigh.

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Megascandal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Need to meme CNN or the Times into bankruptcy to impress them.

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Larka 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, but a goal gives something to meme towards!

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Barbs 22 points ago +23 / -1

Well, several of our people have been retweeted by the President. Where does that fit on the scale of accomplishment? I mean we haven’t driven Shia Leboeuf into complete insanity, but we did make the President chuckle. That has to be worth something.

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TenFeetHigher 9 points ago +9 / -0

He will nut inside us!

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themightykekfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

Found the 4channer lol

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TheMAGAnificent 7 points ago +7 / -0

Feats of Greatness?

We got the Master of Trolls elected and defeated Hillary Clinton and her elitist cabal, and activated Keks Trump Card.

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Fabius 14 points ago +14 / -0

They shit on Reddit, not .win. Although some of you are pretty retarded.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 9 points ago +9 / -0

Although some of you are pretty retarded.

I wear it as a badge of honor.

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lancerprime 7 points ago +7 / -0

Short bus super heroes! America needs your help!

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EX818 6 points ago +7 / -1

Lol yeah.... they pretty much do

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PyroSphere 45 points ago +45 / -0

Mr. 4chan seems like a very based guy.

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1776-or-1984 15 points ago +15 / -0

When does I gets to meet Mr 4chan plz?

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gogueofreeee 38 points ago +39 / -1

Isn't 4chan a great big fat person?

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gogueofreeee 20 points ago +21 / -1

despoiling the youth with libertine ideals. I hear CBS is brewing a cup of hemlock.

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BidenSmellsKids 17 points ago +18 / -1

Hemlock society: The community of modern "intellectuals" who base their arguments on peer pressure, pseudo science, and dogma, who then systematically find and purge their university of anyone who isn't aligned with them. Named after the plant Socrates was forced to drink and poison himself to death with, after teaching the youth of his city to use logic to free themselves from slavery.

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gogueofreeee 8 points ago +9 / -1

I just call em commie scum.

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FakeNametag 4 points ago +4 / -0

"You've got to let it all go, Neo. Free your mind."

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice summary.

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gogueofreeee 2 points ago +3 / -1 (edited)

Good Mr. Obvious break down on the 4chan slander here:

https://youtu.be/9Y1b-GVeFcg

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calvinb1970 3 points ago +3 / -0

thanks just subscribed to the channel

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gogueofreeee 13 points ago +14 / -1

Put the Tendies in the BASKET!

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

It puts the tendies in the basket or else it gets the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again. Isn't that right, precious!

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BunnyUnderTheBed 6 points ago +6 / -0

4chins

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here’s a super rare pic of 4chan. NO STEALZIES!!!

https://i.maga.host/MzLY99p.jpeg

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Possibly a 400 pound man sitting on a bed somewhere.

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newchina 32 points ago +33 / -1

Pol is DEAD! They were pumping memeflu before the msm. It has been completely and utterly infiltrated by glowfags. Watch out, I’m sure they are here now too. Fuckers...

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 8 points ago +9 / -1

It has been completely and utterly infiltrated by glowfags

This is different from the usual state of affairs how exactly?

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zettapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

10 years ago there weren't many. Even five years ago the signal drowned out the noise.

Now there are more retards who buy into their shit.

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

ohhhhhhhh yes this place is lit up like a superbowl game in a lightning storm.

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newchina 21 points ago +21 / -0

After the 2016 election there was a concerted effort by the DS/globalists to infiltrate (or completely shut down) all platforms that aided the election of GOETUS. Pol is not the same as it was in 2016, not even close.

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riptide 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think they are here en-masse, calling for “subdonalds”. No. We are here for our VSG, not to decentralize by interests. BUILD THE WALL, DEPORT THEM ALL!

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 3 points ago +3 / -0

BANNED DOT VIDEO!

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aangler100 1 point ago +2 / -1

WEW

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CIANSAFBIhateUs 20 points ago +21 / -1

Fuckin' A!!!!! Match us, brah!!!!! 😎

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2ndenthusiast 19 points ago +19 / -0

this is what i came here for.

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Jackgaddis5 19 points ago +19 / -0

Can I get an UP-TRUMP?

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Fredo_Cuomo 13 points ago +14 / -1

I didn't build the website but hot damn did I create content

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Ugbootshuffler 8 points ago +8 / -0

The most useful of the brothers.

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MythArcana 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thanks for the reminder. I need to visit to get some spicy shit for the week.

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Oldmantrouble 8 points ago +8 / -0

I couldn't have done shit so thank you mods! True heroes.

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zettapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone can do something.

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Sleepy-type_guy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Upvoting is best.

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zettapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Upvoting is not "doing something".

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Sleepy-type_guy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are technically incorrect.

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Westy 7 points ago +8 / -1

these people

4chan created td in the first place, lol

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Guruchild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Would love to see some context.

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vongregormench 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet the response was fuck off go back to reddit, which is a little ironic.

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone know which exact mod put all this together? Or was it a few people?

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chuckle

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Barbs 1 point ago +4 / -3

Former top mod of TD before the purge.

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zettapede [M] 12 points ago +12 / -0

We did it ourselves. Doggos did most of the back-end work.

There is no money involved.

git gud

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aangler100 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thank you. I think you may be showing the world how to break the iron grip of Big Social Media. I know about this industry and what you have done is remarkable. Let's take it to 700,000 +/- 6,000,000.

For Americans, working together, nothing is impossible.

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zettapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're already above 7 million.

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aangler100 0 points ago +1 / -1

are you serious? 7 million subscriptions?/ users?

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zettapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite conspiracy theory was when liberals said magaimg was financed by some conservative billionaire I'd never heard of. I laughed. Really wish someone would pay me millions to make shit-tier websites in a single day on $60 cloud VMs.

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Fabius -5 points ago +1 / -6

I think so too. Definitely some money behind this place.

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aangler100 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't think so. I believe zettapede

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Snoozebum 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s like going on Voat and seeing Seth Rich get called names.

Yeah? The guy had his vote stolen and did something about it and was killed for it! What have you done?

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fallhollow 5 points ago +5 / -0

commie websites get rekt

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The_Him 5 points ago +5 / -0

The user 4chan knows about .win? Diabolical!

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Killer 5 points ago +5 / -0

4chan the hacker?

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

NOTICE ME, SENPAI!

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Binski 4 points ago +7 / -3

4chan hates us. They literally fell for the Trump is Hitler meme.

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learntocode 5 points ago +8 / -3

Trump is considered a Zionist puppet by the big brains on 4chan. Everything is the fault of "Da Juice" - can't get laid, can't build a life, can't win at video games, can't get a bank loan, etc. etc. It is all a Shoeish conspiracy. Yawn.

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JamesSunderland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like voat

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TheJMatt 4 points ago +4 / -0

It takes time but I've slowly disengaged from reddit and only come to the Donald win. There are a few pages I check on reddit so I keep it. I really hope this site expands a little more. Maybe have a jokes section and hobbies and off topic sections. Would help to fight the boredom we have right now from Chinese Virus.

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zettapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tripfag.

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Elvathelion 4 points ago +4 / -0

This Hacker, known as "4chan" doesn't miss much.

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Acesup 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I saved Latin. What have you done?”

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bill_in_texas 4 points ago +4 / -0

....when your socially awkward, nerdy little brother grows up and becomes something of a badass.

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TrumpsterFire2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is like getting long overdue attention by a drug addicted, hateful, spiteful, disavowing, mentally ill, constantly drunk, autistic, sometimes productive, mostly destructive,abusive parent.

Awwww

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TenFeetHigher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who is this "4chan"?

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

A 400 pound hacker

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deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
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mercynurse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Incredible people!

Big, beautiful website!

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OGAmerica 4 points ago +4 / -0

4chan likes no one.

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BlissBatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is this Four Chan?

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VeritasMaximus 3 points ago +3 / -0

You guys do know 4chan hates us right?

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HumblePig 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hates like they hate Scientology or hates like they casually hate everything?

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PM_Me_Cute_Raccoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember the days of "hackers on steroids," blowing up vans, protesting Scientology, and getting ecchi onto The Daily Show. We've come so far...

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gamblingman2 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's that hacker the media warned me about!

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Spirit_of_Resistance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was me btw

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

To which at least one person probably replied "go back to /pol" lol.

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Winterds001 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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OfficerNasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

We left the "r" behind from r/The_Donald. Now we are simple TheDonald. Stronger than ever before.

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Toucansexual 3 points ago +3 / -0

What have I done?

I bitch, whine, cry, and moan on the internet all day for social justice. In the real world, I throw temper tantrums and blame drumpf for everything.

Check mate, bigot. I won.

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's an Old World Order mentality of ignorance.

"Just sweep the problem under the rug, it'll go away."

It doesn't fuckin' go away. It builds up, more and more, until it goes around and knocks on your front door.

They do this with..everything. Sweep away the scourge of society, tell them what they can and cannot say. What happens? 4chan is created with /b/ and /pol/, where everything is still said anyway.

They do this with fuckin' everythiiiiing. Bury your garbage in the ground. Spill your sewage into the lakes and oceans. Unleash your smokes, and gasses into the sky.

Miracles don't clean this shit up. Every piece of garbage is still there, just building up.

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WEWLAD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why y no 8kun?

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classicrocker883 2 points ago +2 / -0

life uh... finds a way.

(the left is devoid of life)

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking awesome !!! Fuck yes

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Labyrinth9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi 4chan!

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EricCiaremella 2 points ago +4 / -2

Top kek

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wrongaddress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our stepuncle, uncle chan, is making fun of td.win because moot did the same thing many years ago.

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Chief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking 4chan, are you proud of us finally? Let's collaborate for fuck sake! Let's start Fucking something together?