True story: at my third store today I waited in line for 20 minutes to buy the last package of napkins in the store. Not a roll of TP to be found anywhere.
Funny you should say that, I found a box of tissues in my kitchen, and said to my husband, "You should have told me there was a box of tissue, I wouldn't have been using the toilet paper to blow my nose". He replied, "I didn't put it there, why are you telling me that?"
Don't you have an elbow for that? Lol
True story: at my third store today I waited in line for 20 minutes to buy the last package of napkins in the store. Not a roll of TP to be found anywhere.
The toilet paper thing is one of the only funny things about this whole fiasco.
It's all fun and games til somebody gets hurt!
Agreed. But we woulda found something to laff at. We're Americans!
But my elbow won't fit in my nose.
Did you have to grow up with the bs saying "don't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear?"
Geesh.
Yeah, I'm purty f'n old!!
Funny you should say that, I found a box of tissues in my kitchen, and said to my husband, "You should have told me there was a box of tissue, I wouldn't have been using the toilet paper to blow my nose". He replied, "I didn't put it there, why are you telling me that?"