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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

While you're at it, have a look at this lad.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMFAO! Thank you, I needed that.

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lalicat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sanitizing my body with Jameson tonight.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Rumored to kill 11/10 strains of Chinese corona virus.

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Fastabenj 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a native of the Emerald Isle, may I point out that "St Patrick's Day" and "Paddy's Day" are perfectly acceptable terms.

"St Patty's Day", however, is an abomination.

Nowhere on this Island will you find a man called Patrick who would allow you to call him "Patty"

Addressing him as such could increase the likelihood of shenanigans.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

My apologies no offense was intended to the fine Patricks & Paddy's of your fair Isle. 'Tis me favorite holiday and day I hold dear to me heart.

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Fastabenj 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll drink to that!

Cheers!

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheers!

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A_Fish_That_Talks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slainte!

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reddditisgay 4 points ago +4 / -0

meanwhile I will drink tecate because that shit was on sale lol.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing wrong with being thrifty! Important thing is to enjoy yourself as best you can today.

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's nothing more Irish than getting wasted on ANYTHING

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shamrock shake with Jameson.

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Gabbs1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tasty. McDonalds still has the drive thru open

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KeepingAmericaGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Det. Jimmy McNulty: β€œCan I get a Jameson?”

Bartender: β€œBushmills okay?”

McNulty: β€œThat’s Protestant whiskey.”

– The Wire

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Gabbs1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

As an American with direct lineage to the old country of Ireland, my wife is making my corned beef dinner right now. Though not pregnant, she is barefoot, minding the 3mo old at home. Couple jiggers of Jameson tonight, and she may be making my dinner tomorrow pregnant!!

There will be no fighting. Only fu....I'll stop here

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aiyeeeeeeeee πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€