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Whoopies_tds 39 points ago +39 / -0

The same as New Jersey telling people not go out between 8 PM and 5 AM....this Chinese virus is super stealth, it only comes out at night and targets people who buy guns

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StunLikeAnAntelope 2 points ago +2 / -0

My immediate thought when I first heard this was that the virus is actually vampirism.

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almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

the virus is actually vampirism

No, vampirism is an allegory for socio-political elite pedophilia. Think about it. Immortal, immensely powerful, feeds on death, sexually aroused by preying on the innocent, giving in to the demands of one makes you a vampire as well.

Like people rationalizing sleep paralysis as a demon sitting on them, vampirism is a primitive way of rationalizing being treated like livestock for a tiny elite with no regard for their well-being and a seeming need to destroy innocence and virtue.

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StunLikeAnAntelope 2 points ago +2 / -0

ok that's neat and all but I was just saying that the curfiew is only effective if the Wuhan virus only comes out at night... like a vampire.