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Telcontar2012 159 points ago +160 / -1

Chinese Virus

Half the planet just stroked out... This guy ran out of fucks to give a long time ago.

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Imransgarage 56 points ago +57 / -1

Nah just the 1% of people that are loud mouth left wing social media types. That manage to make half the world's noise.

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Sumarongi 17 points ago +18 / -1

Dude, the entire world has stopped because of the bullshit of that 1% loud mouth left wing media types

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reddditisgay 14 points ago +14 / -0

it's because social media and just regular media is owned by shepherds of that 1%.

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ChuckedBeef 8 points ago +8 / -0

This. 75% of the world's REEEEEEEEEEEE'ing comes from 1% of the population.

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Lincoln_Ford 18 points ago +18 / -0

I always liked Kung-Flu, but that may be seen as waycist.

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Lincoln_Ford 13 points ago +13 / -0

I like that one too. Is there something wrong with me?

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whocaresguy420 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shanghai Shivers

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JudicialDredd 13 points ago +13 / -0

My local repair shop had a funny quote with Kung flu on the billboard. Small town. No fucks given. And I'm sure nobody thought it was racist. Seriously. Fuck the kung flu.

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Spikovet 12 points ago +12 / -0

Moo Goo Gai Pandemic

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IAbsolutelyDare 6 points ago +6 / -0

To Wong Flu, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL

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Shylidi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sweet n' Sour Sickness

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chuckachookah 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think Wuhan Virus is the most accurate, but the President does speak in more broad terms, so Chinese Virus works.

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556x45mm 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Commie Cough

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Imitate214 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ironic that they're OK with calling the epidemic from 100 yers ago the Spanish Flu

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Jobu567 6 points ago +6 / -0

You make a valid point. Me too!

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VonBustacap 22 points ago +22 / -0

That's what I was thinking! What a BOSS!

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KekistanPM 18 points ago +18 / -0

And this isn't even his final form...can't wait until his second term!

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muslimporn 12 points ago +12 / -0

I now instead of saying Chinese I say this:

  • I'm going to order some [censored] food.
  • Is that a [censored] lantern flying over there?
  • I'll give you a [censored] burn in a minute.
  • I like [censored], they only come up to your knees.
  • I am learning to speak [censored].
  • I'm not racist, I've got a [censored] friend!
  • Those are [censored] whispers.
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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just got home from my trip to {censored}

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muslimporn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Via [censored] airlines?

Were the flight attendants [censored]?