They're all about the founding fathers... Right until you bring up what the founding fathers actually did and said. Gotta love lolbertarians: their heart is in the right place, but they could never bring themselves to do the deeper reading that might contradict their favorite pieces and quotes.

In the meantime, they endorse unrestricted abortion and oppose the death penalty.

If anyone has any evidence that any of the founding fathers would stand for that, or can even argue sanely that it's the logical conclusion of our founding principles, I'd really love to see it. I can't imagine Washington arguing any of that, but if someone can find it in one of his letters maybe we could take it more seriously...