Don't you know about Tinder? Under 6'2" is not a man in girls eyes. How are we going to show you off to our friends on Insta if you are barely 6 foot tall? They will accuse of us giving it up to some Simp/Beta. You need to look like Jason Mamoa with a third leg... or else we give you a hard pass. /s
I'm the same height as Keanu sitting at a table. Trust me.
Lots of times little girls come up to me mistaking me for the Princesses in Disney movies, asking for pictures with "Elsa". Happens all the time in Vegas when I dress up for awards presentations.
Oh, I was just poking fun. :o Didn't want people to presume you're some Frankenwoman on a hilltop being stalked by the village, calling little 6 foot men 'puny' ;D
Just clearing up confusion. ;D If a woman says "6'1" is tiny, they'd presume you're some 10 foot behemoth. ;D
Don't you know about Tinder? Under 6'2" is not a man in girls eyes. How are we going to show you off to our friends on Insta if you are barely 6 foot tall? They will accuse of us giving it up to some Simp/Beta. You need to look like Jason Mamoa with a third leg... or else we give you a hard pass. /s
Looking like that you won't date fat women? Hello Mr. Incel! /s
Oops I dropped my monster condom I use for my magnum dong
I'm the same height as Keanu sitting at a table. Trust me.
Lots of times little girls come up to me mistaking me for the Princesses in Disney movies, asking for pictures with "Elsa". Happens all the time in Vegas when I dress up for awards presentations.
Oh, I was just poking fun. :o Didn't want people to presume you're some Frankenwoman on a hilltop being stalked by the village, calling little 6 foot men 'puny' ;D
Ha! That is funny. We girls love a guy with a sense of humor like that. Seriously attractive!
Your comment reply made me think of Pam from Archer, how he was always scared to upset her... until she did cocaine and became dead sexy and "thicc".
Archer : "Pam... your body... Jesus Christ!"
Pam : "I know, right?"
Though I prefer the figure on "Country Outlaw" Charlene.
Are you actually Jenkins from South Park