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Barbieblonde 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm the same height as Keanu sitting at a table. Trust me.

Lots of times little girls come up to me mistaking me for the Princesses in Disney movies, asking for pictures with "Elsa". Happens all the time in Vegas when I dress up for awards presentations.

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GeoG85 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh, I was just poking fun. :o Didn't want people to presume you're some Frankenwoman on a hilltop being stalked by the village, calling little 6 foot men 'puny' ;D

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Barbieblonde 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ha! That is funny. We girls love a guy with a sense of humor like that. Seriously attractive!

Your comment reply made me think of Pam from Archer, how he was always scared to upset her... until she did cocaine and became dead sexy and "thicc".

Archer : "Pam... your body... Jesus Christ!"

Pam : "I know, right?"

Though I prefer the figure on "Country Outlaw" Charlene.

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WOLOLOOO_v2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you actually Jenkins from South Park

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Barbieblonde 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going to have to look that one up. I've been described as a taller Scar-Jo from the Marvel movies. (same voice, love of knives, guns and a "she squats" butt) Never a south park character.

Edit : You are so funny! Calling a woman you find online, an old obese basement dwelling video gaming male is incredible comedy! Nice one kid!

The show wiki has one though that looks like what you will see if you meet me someday. The Swimming Instructor. Though I prefer Wicked Weasel bikinis.