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MAGAmachine2020 85 points ago +85 / -0

"Frens, we are going to bigly beat this bullshit Chinese virus"

-GEOTUS Trump, probably

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blubberdong 35 points ago +35 / -0

"We should be able to have the virus if we want!" - libtards

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 21 points ago +21 / -0

Leftist cultist chant "No white blood cells, no cell walls, no immunity at all!"

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TruthVelocity 27 points ago +27 / -0

WUHAN VIRUS. WUHAN VIRUS. WUHAN VIRUS. WUHAN VIRUS. WUHAN VIRUS.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wishful thinking, but I really want Trump to start a twitter thread consisting of:

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Wuhan Flu 武汉流感

Just to see how the hell its handled

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Razeontherock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol

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SJBHamilton 51 points ago +51 / -0

I love how he tells the hysterical media "just relax."

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Fredo_Cuomo 22 points ago +23 / -1

Media: BUT WHY DONT YOU HAVE IT YET

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Vonluck 21 points ago +21 / -0

Because they know it was designed to assassinate him.

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spanglevision 14 points ago +14 / -0

Y'know, the idea has crossed my mind.

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monk_of_trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

Someone in china suggested releasing it in china first to cover their ass on accusations, knowing they had the total power to shut things down and squash it quick, while sending sick people to other countries to start a pandemic. That man is either living like a king for his success or he has been killed to keep quiet. I guarantee it.

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spanglevision 15 points ago +15 / -0

Totally plausible. Whether the bug was released intentionally or not is irrelevant: China needs to be held accountable for unleashing this unto the world. China is Asshoe.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep we can never underestimate the enemies of America. AJ confirms that their side has some very high IQ monsters.

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MAGAngelo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where did AJ day this?

Not denying, just curious.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

During one of his full shows, not recently. Maybe it was around the time he talked about Brennan and Clapper. Brennan is the dumb caveman.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or as Infowars said, use this virus as a cover for a targetted attack with a more powerful version. They're worried that if they're too obvious they'd be dug out of their spider holes.

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MythArcana 35 points ago +35 / -0

Just relax and stop watching fake news.

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ADAM_SCHITT 12 points ago +12 / -0

Then I would have to start watching the fake news in order to stop.

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same to you!

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 5 points ago +5 / -0

And watch INFOWARS instead.

Monday's show with AJ explains everything and it's important that enough people see it.

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MAGAngelo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I already stopped watching fake news. [SupertroopersMeme.jpg]

I can’t stop watching fake news any further.

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IncredibleMrE1 26 points ago +27 / -1

The single best thing you can do to stop the spread of the Wuhan virus is really simple - turn off your TV.

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Razeontherock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because Wuhan virus is transmissible via TV broadcast? Damn! That's one sneaky virus

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

he single best thing you can do to (stop the spread of the Wuhan virus) is really simple - turn off your TV.

That phrase works for almost anything really.

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Viewer01 21 points ago +21 / -0

This man cranked open the money valve and snapped the handle off.

Corona boutta drown in a sea of Benjamin’s.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 15 points ago +15 / -0

I love how the left is concerned with important things like what we're calling the virus and how we need to empty out prisons.

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The_Chosen_Pepe 11 points ago +15 / -4

Can someone red pill me on the rumor that Trump is going to give out YangBux? Is it fake news or legit?

We jumped down Obamas throat for doing this. A spade is still a spade in my book. Either the taxes will have to be raised, or spending will have to be cut, or money will have to be printed devaluing the dollar.

Though I did hear a rumor that Trump is in talks with putting the dollar back on the gold standard. I don't know if there's any merit to this, but he'd be a hero if he did.

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chim_richels 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hello fellow kids

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kek_saved_the_world [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

Allow me to explain:

  1. large corp can work from home

  2. Some industries are still working with limited staff ,rest laid off

  3. restaurant workers, service industry, airlines, health care workers all going to have massive lay offs coming.. and even if they don't lose their job they will not get paid

  4. This is a 9/11 event, we must save lives and save the country

  5. It will take around months to complete, during that time if Trump lets these people go without money or idea of their future everyone is going to flip their shit

  6. stories like during Obama years will be everywhere, who lost their homes, who died because they didn't have money for medication, food,etc..

  7. Trump is working with Steve to SAVE the big industries AND save the public at the same time for A LIMITED time during this NATIONAL EMERGENCY

  8. Trump steals their thunder, limits the scope, frees the market, frees the people of panic, stocks the shelves

  9. People will then be better position to spend after this is over

  10. Trump wins..

  • if he doesn't he is fucked to high heaven and the media will rip him to shreds over all the Americans that suffer without any money or way to work.

Trump will avoid the snake, and the MSDNC only have two choices, praise him or argue against their own policies and piss the people off big time

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Aquamine-Amarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

I trust that a businessman knows how to problems like this.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Complicated business. Trump is turning this globalist Chinese attack to his/our advantage.

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. Healthcare workers aren't getting laid off. They're forced to report for work as "essential services"
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kek_saved_the_world [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I meant dealing with childcare, many can't leave home without it

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OneOfMany_MAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

Health care will take a hit as well.

First of all, it will be disrupted by staff getting virus exposure and having to sit out for 14 days each time. Example: I travelled 9 days ago before all this crap started and now have to sit out and wait until my 14 days are up.

Also nobody is having anything elective done. Colonoscopies, routine visits, hip replacements, basic outpatient things, dental work, elective surgery, cancer surveillance work, etc. everyone is putting it all on hold. Nobody is giving blood so we are facing immediate blood shortages.

Sure the intensive care specialists and ED docs will be busy. Everybody else -not so much.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think that counts as "healthcare taking a hit." More healthcare workers are likely to catch it than anyone else, of course. This will further reduce our capacity, resulting in OT. Postponing elective surgeries is largely about freeing up respirators. Hopefully we don't enter a phase where we don't have enough pulmonary therapists; that would be ... bad. As in, picking which large groups of people to let die while focusing available resources on those that can be saved. DJT may have to play god-emperor, deciding who lives and who dies. Not sure he could recover from that..

It's not reasonable to expect layoffs in healthcare while this remains a possible scenario. This imbalance of supply also might be why orders for more respirators haven't been placed; they already realize the real shortage is in respiratory therapists. Hopefully they're focusing on making sure they're all trained in best practices for these extreme circumstances, which can reduce deaths while on respirator from 41/100 to 16/100. This is serious!

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Imransgarage 1 point ago +2 / -1

Broke: Printing free money while near-permanently shriveling economic expansion and hope for the future

Woke: Brief gimmedats during WuFlu so we can enact shocking economic explosion never before imagined

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Greg-2012 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can someone red pill me on the rumor that Trump is going to give out YangBux? Is it fake news or legit?

He is considering a one time $1,000 distribution to help people get through the pandemic, not YankBux, not UBI.

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thuggishruggishtrump 3 points ago +4 / -1

And it's only for people who are losing their jobs.

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Greg-2012 5 points ago +5 / -0

I didn't hear that part. Source?

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LibOwner 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s speculation

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +3 / -1

"rumor"...rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what Mnuchin said this morning. You are the only other person I've seen make the direct link to Andrew Yang's failed UBI, other than myself.

Fed has been printing USD nonstop ("Quantitative easing") far longer than they admit. HORRIBLE policy!!

GDP is the engine of the US economy. Give it some gas and put it in gear! Every man woman and child in the US needs a supply of chloroquine. Knocks Wuhan virus out!

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CpD3 7 points ago +7 / -0

I read somewhere that some folks are calling it the kung flu. I think it was weaselzippers. Is that racist?

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monk_of_trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ive been calling it that for like 6 weeks lol. I especially say it around people at work that I know will take offense to it.

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fickelbra 2 points ago +2 / -0

About as racist as Chinese Virus or Chinese food.

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck no it's not racist.

There are 5 strains of Ebola, each with the name of the region it originated in its latin species name. This is normal. There are many diseases known by the US location of origin.

China doesn't get a pass on this. Find the thread with the class action lawsuit against PRC!

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wonderfulusa 5 points ago +5 / -0

TRUTH & LIBERTY are the Best Vaccine against tyranny & lies !!!

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astro_eng 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pelosi is 2 infections away from Powah!

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Horrifying thought. Idk if the country would survive that unless a lot of people got some exercise.

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HuggaMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know they can't stand him, they aren't watching the rallies and they are not getting fair coverage from the MSM... so they are getting the Hot Trump Injection with these press conferences.

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TrumpLovesYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can inject me any time he wants.

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PositiveEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a co-worker who haaates President Trump. The other day, after watching him speak about the Coronavirus, she said, “he seems human.” Trump will be re-elected.

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idm03 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah too bad the traitors laced my drip bag with their poison. This shit is weak-sauce.

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sun_wolf 6 points ago +6 / -0

This comment is why President Trump is in charge and you are not. You actually sound like a terrible leader. Zero calm. No solutions. Just hysteria, anger, and finger pointing. What does that solve?

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