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chuckachookah 33 points ago +33 / -0

^ This should be the GOP candidate in 2024.

What's his name?

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WonkoTheSane 38 points ago +38 / -0

John Miller. Cowboy and doctor.

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chuckachookah 23 points ago +23 / -0

I couldn't quite remember.

Henceforth... John Miller, MD 2024.

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Funny and sad at the same time. Reading this rabid leftist is like watching a dog chase its own tail and then catch it and start eating it and still not realize what is going on.

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WonkoTheSane 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Cowboy MD. VSG."

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ramseyducati 1 point ago +1 / -0

I needa introduce myself like that lmai

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The_Peter 28 points ago +28 / -0

As long as he knows how to fry chicken.

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craysins_NSFS 21 points ago +21 / -0

Colonel Doctor GEOTUS

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datagod [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

HA! Love it!

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MikesBigJockstrap 11 points ago +11 / -0

11 scoops and slices.

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BIG_TUNA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Man, you beat me to it! Gonna give Dems his special blend of herbs and spices come Nov

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ServerTowerofBabel 7 points ago +7 / -0

He may use a fork but he knows how to dig in.

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snuggs316 7 points ago +7 / -0

while taking small bites. always take small bites, children.

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pray_for_kekistan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look away children! Don’t look!

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snuggs316 4 points ago +4 / -0

snickers in snarky maga

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magnokor 5 points ago +5 / -0

A serious question that was asked:

Is fried food now the best food to buy from restaurants, due to the cooking and the heat?

Better than paying Sanjay to put his hands in ingredients and make a sandwich as he breathes all over it? Better than paying Rhonda to cut up fruit and after blending it says you can't have a straw as it hurts the "environment"?

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Yes, President Trump does look like he knows all the secret herbs and spices.

He has always known.

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RapidAsparagus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fried food was always the best food to buy from restaurants.

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HiddenDekuScrub 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dude, you turned him into Colonel Sanders!

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AslanFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was thinking mashup with Dr. Gorka!

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PaigeAshley 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh my gosh, he looks so sweet! ❤

He would have made a great doctor. ❤

I love him as President even more. ❤

🇺🇸🇦😉👍

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PyroSphere 12 points ago +12 / -0

Something about this picture makes me want to call him Colonel and ask about a large bucket of chicken.

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556x45mm 8 points ago +8 / -0

2 scoops and call me in the morning

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wonderfulusa 8 points ago +8 / -0

Future 2024 Secretary-General for Life of the United Nations Dr. John Miller, MD, Ph.D, MAGA, GEOTW.

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MythArcana 8 points ago +9 / -1

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I stab myself with a pencil.

Dr. Trump: Then don't stab yourself with a pencil.

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mrspaulrevere 7 points ago +7 / -0

"The local paper said you recommend a pencil stab to improve mental clarity."
"This is fake news. I was referring only to a patient named Joe Biden. He is far gone mentally.".

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wartooth6 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey it's Uncle John

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TyrannyBuster 7 points ago +7 / -0

He should definitely grow some facial hair to compliment his next term.

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GuerillaYourDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got to say that this is an all-winning look for him!!

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Ehi_Passika 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are some top tier quality postings on TheDonald tonight!

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Theblacklink 6 points ago +6 / -0

"They call me, DR. TRUUUMP!"
He's got the wins you're dreaming of!

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Mexicanforthewall 6 points ago +6 / -0

It pisses me off how people got mad about the story of GEOTUS trying to buy a vaccine from Germany for the US. Like numbnuts! He’s trying to save us and keeping us top priority! It’s sickening how in these trying times, people are still trying to virtue signal.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahaha yes I love this look! Prez. Trump aka GEOTUS should do it for sure!!!!!

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QuantumRemedy 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm not sure I like Glen Beck Trump...

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Slash78 5 points ago +5 / -0

No lie he looks amazing with that look.. he would look great bald too with the beard.

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MrBawwws 5 points ago +6 / -1

BULLSHIT because GOVERNMENT is not where to go for the answer. We don't need an answer because it's been the same all along to wash your hands and not be stupid.

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solarsavior 5 points ago +5 / -0

Will probably cure cancer while he’s at it.

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Drdonaldjtrump1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

My username has finally arrived

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BestNameOnHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahahaha wtf is this

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TrumpLovesYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's John Titor

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r3dditblowz 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then cancer next, because fuck it why not?

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shadoweyes 1 point ago +3 / -2

ew he's not a doctor, that reflects poorly on him as to associate him with incorrect characterisation. He is not a character, he is the real thing, a humble Real Estate Tycoon also known as the worlds best communicator, also, not a doctor. no offence to doctors but if Medicine and the Doctors whom form the priest class of this pillar of society actually represented health doctors would full very different roles (not cheerleading big pharma...) ew

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ramseyducati 1 point ago +1 / -0

Naw we got DR BEN CARSON man, that dudes a fucking legend and a half

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks like the Colonel in this pic lol