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Philly is FUCKED! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by ENVYNITAZ ago by ENVYNITAZ +317 / -0
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xBigCoffinHunter 19 points ago +20 / -1

These are the very things you want to crack down on in this situation.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 16 points ago +16 / -0

They're literally doing the opposite of what they should be doing. Instead of maintaining order they're guaranteeing chaos.

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IncredibleMrE1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Democrats are cancer.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

yes, yes they ARE

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TrumpsWall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this real?

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ComradeSanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Verified on several sources.

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secretbern 12 points ago +12 / -0

Great. Attention criminals. Do whatever you want.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

dindu nuffin

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nachosamplerREBORN 10 points ago +10 / -0

I live here. I really wish they were do-nothing Democrats. It would be far less harmful...gonna have to purchase some mobile fingerprint scanners ASAP from a no-bid, backroom deal that someone in local offices is buddies with...criminals don’t carry ID. What a fucking joke.

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TrudopesEyebrow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some Rooftop Koreans will be required

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

WOW!

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

This also means they won’t enforce the curfew either...

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Zordly 8 points ago +8 / -0

The prostitution one makes sense. It's not like they are going to be spreading anything... Well, except THAT. And maybe a couple other things...

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

heh heh heh

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ChuckedBeef 7 points ago +7 / -0

They really want this to end in an apocalypse don't they. Nobody working, nobody getting paid (except governmemt jobs). This isn't going to hold, people are going to start revolting against the government.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

i keep showing up to work . . . i BEST get paid!

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NET123 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey man these criminals didn't do anything!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

double dindu nuffin

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Not_Even_a_Dentist 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm assuming they will still be charged, but just get notices to appear in court instead of being arrested on the spot, but that's a horrible idea for every crime listed here except for maybe simple drug possession.

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TrumpsWall 2 points ago +2 / -0

🚁 ?

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thelastlast 4 points ago +4 / -0

not really. they're basically tagging them and releasing them into the wild for later pickup. it's the policing version of social distancing. not the same as the sanfran shit.

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TrudopesEyebrow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Release all offenders arrested for: ALL burglaries, retail theft, grand auto theft, theft from person, drug trafficking

Holy shit.

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonder if they'll show up when burglars are shot in the face by those being burgled?

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TrudopesEyebrow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snake Plissken dystopia

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank goodness for 2A so Philly residents can defend their homes.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Selah