😂😂😂 My Sides! Cucklords Marvel Studios Release Two New Characters: Snowflake and Safespace (This is NOT a Parody Post)
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It's like a Babylon Bee writer went undercover at Marvel.
^^^THIS^^^
Sadly that's not the case however from what I've read the writer was nominated for Emmys; so hilarious this is more a case of someone so far up their ass, they have no idea what they've done.
"Trailblazer" looks like she about to blaze a trail straight to the bakery.
What the fuck reading those superhero bios was the whackest thing I've ever read holy shit I'm going to go take a bath with the toaster.
Wtf. It's 2020 already. Where are the latinx foxkin amputee superheroes already...oh, they are right here in this article
What a time to be alive
Most of the dialogue will consist of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs.
part of the description for "Snowflake" "Snowflake is non-binary and goes by they/them, and has the power to generate individual crystalized snowflake-shaped shurikens" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 omg these idiots cant be serious?!
The left is a parody
Did anyone else think this was a joke until actually going to the link?
Wow. I’m sure the kids are going to eat that up. 💣
Checked to see it is real.
That Screentime. They don't think anyone ever saw that Ben10 guy?
Portland Trailblazer?
Disney ban backpacks at their parks?
Stupid Marvel, and their Pakistani woman who is in charge of "creating" new characters, and she hates white people.
She's been trying to make her creation Ms, Marvel (Teen Muslim Female Mr.Fantastic) a thing for over a decade, that should tell you how "creative" she truly is.
Omg, they're TERRIBLE! It's a flop in the making.
It...it’s true...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH SHIT! TOO MUCH!....fuck...what the everloving fuck were they thinking? That is the cringiest fucking shit I have ever seen!
RIP Stan Lee, probably rolling over in his grave
I still see conservatives and other normal people supporting Disney-Marvel garbage with their money and attention. Makes me sad.
Someones taking the piss.
Trailblazer is a direct rip off of an old japanese cartoon character. The character was fat, kinda dumb, but had a pocket that would let him pull out whatever invention was there at the time (it wasn’t always helpful). Not only are they bankrupt creatively but they’ve now gone full retard making an actual Babylon bee article into reality.
Barf