My buddy thought this was pretty funny. So were in line and everybodies clearly annoyed with my great jokes so I look at my boy and tell him "ive been holding my breath the whole time ive been in here for the good of society." Somebody in line chuckled and my boy thought it was funny so I waited and said "but I farted twice," and my homie starts dying and i shit you not lady behind me just leaves her cart and walks out 😂😂😂😂 be fucking terrified you fucking cows lmao